Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I See Difficulties Ahead...

Even though EoR has previously made fun of believers in certain esoteric practices, he has decided to change tack and deal with something we all know is Real and True over the next few days: the Wonderful World of Psychics.

For example, this full-colour one-third page advertisment from Quokka (the local buy and sell classifieds paper):
Clarivoyants

Funny that the "Accurate Clarivoyants" couldn't foresee the spelling mistake. Or, since the advertisement continues to run in the same form, obtain some spiritual guidance from Those Who Have Passed Over on how to correct the problem. Or that they would be held up to ridicule.

EoR would give them a call and point out their error but, given their amazing powers, suspects they will be calling him any minute now. Any minute now. Any... minute... now...

2 comments:

  1. I doubt the clarvoyant created the add themself. A "real" clarvoyant wouldn't be starting a cheesy 900# business anyway. If they were real they'd have verifiable proof of their work. But, if anyone was really a clarvoyant, the gov would hunt them down if they knew about it. So no one can freely admitin this day and age. Rememeber the Salem Witch Trials? So you can tell if someone is or isn't a real clarvoyant by how open they are about it. Besides, if they were real, they wouldn't be spending their time starting a business but cashing winning lottery tickets and sipping umbrella drinks on a tropical beach somewhere.

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  2. "Besides, if they were real, they wouldn't be spending their time starting a business but cashing winning lottery tickets and sipping umbrella drinks on a tropical beach somewhere."


    Not necessarily, fellow Anonymous..:)
    Not everyone has the same "ideals" as you.
    And, more importantly, there are many many incomprehensible phenomena between Heaven and Earth - including the human mind and its intricacies.

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