Even though EoR has previously made fun of believers in certain esoteric practices, he has decided to change tack and deal with something we all know is Real and True over the next few days: the Wonderful World of Psychics.
For example, this full-colour one-third page advertisment from Quokka (the local buy and sell classifieds paper):
Funny that the "Accurate Clarivoyants" couldn't foresee the spelling mistake. Or, since the advertisement continues to run in the same form, obtain some spiritual guidance from Those Who Have Passed Over on how to correct the problem. Or that they would be held up to ridicule.
EoR would give them a call and point out their error but, given their amazing powers, suspects they will be calling him any minute now. Any minute now. Any... minute... now...