Given her preternatural obsession with faeces (or 'poo' as she terms it) EoR couldn't help clicking on the link to find out What Poo Type Are You? to be sadly disappointed that the page consists only of this:
What Poo Type Are You? Special Report
EoR imagines Helen Frost is closeted away somewhere private, straining mightily to produce a movement of great import.
Meanwhile, for those who enjoy various madnesses, here is Helen Frost's Poo Fairy Song (543 kB).