A Soft Touch

'Natural' Horsemanship is a trendy marketing scheme these days. Repackage various ideas about horse training, give it a catchy name ("Savvy', "Join Up", "Bonding") and sell all sorts of merchandise and seminars to the public. But such ideas seem quite sane and straightforward compared to the aptly named Soft Touch Quantum Horsemanship which contains enlightenment such as (standard EoR warning: alternatistas may be in touch with the Universal Goddesshood Auric Vibrational Energy Centres, but know nothing about website design):

This is only for those --who are ready for the 'transition' into the outer realm of the Universal Knowledge, the Cosmic Intelligence that we know and accept as Our Divine God. The energy of intuitive thought can not be traced or defined --not seen or heard with the human mind. THE power of intuitive thought or pure knowledge is only absorbed electrically --by
grids --and waves of loving energy -absorbed in/by our 'aura' that emits our reflective energy, or aura. It is captured only --in a millisecond --heard only by our 'spirit' when open to and shared with the 'ALL Spirit' for definition and interpretation --by the center of our beings --our ethereal energy capsules (atoms) --that contain our knowledge center --the essence, breath, or 'energy' of life Itself.

As opposed to instructors who believe how you sit on a horse affects the horse's balance and way of going, this mad woman has discovered

LEARNING TO RIDE: --should make and keep you --aware of your horse, not your self or your 'position'.

Of course, real horse training is just plain wrong. You don't train horses. You train the people.

Horses do not change, people do! The horse remembers who they are, and they long to be appreciated for who they are. We can learn to not change them, but to simply work with them for a shared purpose. But first, we must understand them. [STQH NATURAL= un-effected by human interference OR expectation! Not trained or altered by humans!]

It's not just in this dimension that her amazing skills apply

MULTI-FACETED! MULTI-DISCIPLINARY! MULTI-DIMENSIONAL! MULTI-PURPOSE!

But this website doesn't just skim the surface of horse training issues. No, it plummets deeply into the madness and paranoia of the truly committed newager:

Doctors are not trained to get to the cause issues. They treat!

As suspected, for years, additives placed in our food, have been causing a multitude of problems in human behavior. Observe the learning scale within the school systems, in behavior -acted out, and in the rate of juvenile delinquency. Of course, this leads to elevating crime. Let's not forget the MASTER PLAN of BIG BUSINESS! [...] NOTE: Fluoride is a poison. What is chlorine? Look them up for yourself! Our government has no other way to get rid of this chemical/factory waste, other than to dilute this garbage into our water system, so our human kidneys can filter and eliminate this poison.

And just what does this phrase actually mean?

Work toward the energy expansion for both horse and the self -to accept the infinite connection.

Sadly, that's just scratching the surface of this very deeply disturbing woman's ravings.