Saturday, April 15, 2006

And Now A Message from the Pig Farmer

As some of EoR's more credulous readers might suspect, he is secretly funded by the megaglobalopistic Pig Farmers (at least, that's what he thinks they keep saying - he might have got it a bit confused). As part of this pact with the devil he is forced to recommend certain expensive medications regardless of any efficacy studies that may or may not have been undertaken.

Imagine how relieved he was, then, to find a single medication that could solve all the world's illnesses: fukalthanol eutopiata, the "all purpose lifestyle pharmaceutical".

But will it calm down the antivacc brigade?

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