Via Orac EoR is depressed to learn that he is not, in fact, a rather grumpy stuffed donkey with a poorly affixed tail, but in fact a rather grumpy Badger.
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Oh well. Being a fan of The Wind in the Willows he's only slightly disappointed. He can't imagine Badger countenancing any of that new fangled mystical detox aura-patting starchild homeopathical traditional mumbo-jumbo quackery and nonsense.