Heaven And Hell And Helen

The Friday Thing has asked a host (EoR believes that is the correct collective noun, given the subject) of celebrities about Heaven and Hell. There's your usual bunch of believers and atheists, though EoR enjoyed the comment from his favourite computer, Holly (aka Norman Lovett):

Norman responded: 'I think I will be going somewhere between those places, perhaps somewhere called "Helen". How the fuck should I know!' Bah. Holly would have known.

While many celebrities responded, some chose to ignore the question.

Sadly, John 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' Prescott, Tony 'Thou Shalt Not Kill' Blair and Michael 'Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Overrule Him' Howard didn't take the time to respond. We only hope they were out there doing good, perhaps putting down-payments on their future homes at Christ's side, and not, for example, schmoozing movie stars, bullying their way into women's pants or drinking the blood of freshly-slaughtered children.

EoR at least expected one person to definitely know the answer, but he seemed strangely reticent on the day (as he often does when asked to prove his powers):

Uri Geller also said he didn't know, but he closed his correspondence by saying 'much energy'. Which can only be a good thing. Or of course, an evil one.