Friday, August 25, 2006

Jesus Is Real - Oh, And Buy My Book

Andrew Denton's guest on Enough Rope this week was Mike Willesee. Mr Willesee spruiked his belief in god (well, a specific Roman Catholic god, rather than, possibly, Yog-Sothoth), his claims to have rational scientific evidence of his beliefs and, oh coincidentally, he's got a new book all about this gibberish coming out real soon now.

The incident that "returned him to God" (though, reading between the lines, he appears to have been a believer all along) was a light plane crash:

I had this very strong premonition, so strong as I believed it was going to happen, that this plane was going to crash, and I didn't believe in premonitions. I thought, "What do I do about this? What do I say to Greg? He's going to think I've lost it, I've lost my nerve or whatever". So I thought, "Well, that's it, we're going to crash." So I stayed on the plane, but I said a prayer, which was unusual for me. I'd got to the stage of thinking "What's it all about?" But I hadn't done anything about it, but I did say, believing the plane was going to crash, "Okay, Father, I put Greg and myself in your hands." We took off and flew for a little while and the plane fell out of the air. The only thought that occurred to me was, "Yes, I was right."


EoR can't quite work that out. If the Flying Spaghetti Monster had answered Mr Willesee's personal request and prevented the plane crash he could see how that could be interpreted as proof of divine intervention by the FSM... After spending some time going over Mr Willesee's career, Mr Denton returns to his newfound conversion experiences.

I had the rational belief that God was there, by proving some supernatural things to be true, by reading the writings of this woman Katya Rivas, by seeing a stigmata, which was seeing the wounds of Christ re-enacted. I mean I had all the reasons you needed to believe in God, but somehow that wasn't my conversion. My conversion was a gift.


Katya Rivas is the star of a documentary called "Signs from God" that Mr Willesee made, and which was seen by some 20 million people in the US (it seems to have been shown in Australia as well, but EoR obviously missed it - he was probably busy searching for thistles that day). This was before his "conversion", while he claims to have still been an "investigator". His gullibility levels appear to have been fairly high though. He believes this was the real stigmatic epiphany. No faking. No way.

I don't believe there was any possibility. I mean, master magicians can do things that really fool you, but it's hard to fool a camera. Magicians use movement, illusion and distraction. She didn't use any of those - she was lying still. There was certainly no one that jumped between me and her and did it.


Mr Willesee should know from his decades of experience in television that it's very easy to fool a camera (especially when you're editing something that is supposed to have taken hours to take place down to the length of a documentary, and when you want to believe it's real). Of course, EoR could be mistaken, and "The Lord of the Rings" could be all true.

Mr Willesee's current vocation is to prove the existence of the blood of Christ:

We started thinking about the blood of Christ because there's the shroud which wrapped the body of Christ, which has blood on it. Parts of it have been examined - it's type AB. There's the Sudarium, which is a very little-known cloth which covered the face of Jesus, which also has blood on it. We found that in a place called Oviedo in Spain. That blood's been tested and it's AB also. If you take pictures of the two - and the small cloth only covered part of Jesus' head while he was still on the cross, so it doesn't go all the way around - but if you take that part which coincides with the same part of the shroud, which covered all of his body, there are more than 120 wounds of coincidence when you put the two pictures one over the other. So there's a very strong case already to say that these two cloths were the two cloths mentioned in John's Gospel. So we thought, "Well if the blood's there and science is advancing, why don't we take the same scientific approach, and instead of people arguing about the story of Christianity and the story of Jesus Christ, let's, if the shroud is true and the Sudarium is true, then that gives a very strong rational basis for believing the whole story and gives a much stronger argument for believing the Resurrection, that Christ rose from the dead".


Mr Denton raises a couple of questions here about medical conditions that appear to be stigmata, and problems dating the Turin Shroud (though they were fairly tentative questions and not followed through). Sadly, the transcript doesn't include the excerpt from "Signs from God" where an image of Katya's eye is enlarged, showing some reflections in one corner. "Could this be a reflection of Jesus?" we are asked. Actually, EoR thought they might just be the reflections of studio lights, but that would be an incredible coincidence in the context of a film crew making a documentary. No, a reflection of Jesus is so much more likely.

Mr Denton mentions a certain $1,000,000 prize available to people proving the paranormal, but Mr Willesee could see that one coming, and has the ultimate answer to that, easily cutting Mr Denton down to size:

James Randy is a phoney.


And you're not, Mr Willesee? By this stage, even though Mr Denton's questions were pretty open, and only very mildly critical, Mr Willesee was becoming defensive. Earlier, he had promised to forward Mr Denton a copy of his book when it was published, but that seemed less likely now.

ANDREW DENTON: I can't wait to read your book.


MIKE WILLESEE: I'm not sure you're going to. At the start of the interview I thought you might, but...


ANDREW DENTON: What? You're not going to send me a copy anymore? You cheapskate.


MIKE WILLESEE: Maybe I'll just Photostat a couple of the relevant pages and send them over.


ANDREW DENTON: But are you surprised that I'm taking this line of questioning? Because I'm trying to ask rational questions, in the same way that you are.


Of course, Mr Willesee is on a mission, and rational examination is the last thing on his mind. He wants anything that he can fit into his already predetermined conclusions.

Reading the responses on the guestbook, EoR felt Brother Justin's flock had come out in droves ("Praise Michael! Praise Jaysus!"). The responses clearly fell between two groups: the majority who praised Mr Willesee with lots of talk of end times and retribution and holy revelation (and lots of people with spooky stories beginning "I was just questioning my faith the night before and then I saw your program"). There was lots of talk of a "profound" and "inspiring" interview, and scathing comments about Mr Denton's harsh and skeptical and disbelieving questions. The minority response felt Mr Denton could have gone in a lot harder. Maureen was typical:

My cat had a funny reflection in her eye this morning, could it be Buddha? Can I go on Denton for an entire
program to talk about it? This had to be the worst and most boring Denton yet to air. Andrew seemed afraid to point out the many nonsensical arguments yet even the slightest query got Willessee offside. I am not against hearing about people's life changing experiences but this was just a promo for a book I won't be reading.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Natural Menopause Cures Don't Cure

Australian Doctor of 4th August 2006 reports on "Natural menopausal therapies blasted".

Evidence supporting the use of complementary medicine to relieve menopausal symptoms is lacking, with a systematic review finding many beneficial treatment effects were attributable to placebo. The review of 70 studies examined the effect of protein, vitamin, diet and biological treatments, as well as various body therapies, on relief of menopause symptoms and concluded the quality of evidence supporting the treatments was lacking. [...] Leading gynaecological endocrinologist Dr Susan Davis said women were being misled by claims that nutritional supplements relieved menopausal symptoms. Professor Davis, director of the women's health program at the Alfred Hospital in Victoria, said the Therapeutic Goods Administration should review claims about many of the products. [...] "These products are a licence to make money on flimsy evidence and it's not fair because the community is misled," she said.


Is anyone suprised at these findings? It seems the whole of alternative medicine is based on little or no evidence, an over reliance on poor or minimal studies, and a heavy dependence on the placebo effect. Of the menopausal therapies studied, black cohosh showed some effect in improving vasomotor symptoms (in one study, three others found no effect). Therapies such as mind-body, energy, manipulative and Chinese or Ayurvedic medicine "showed little benefit". Other, presumably, than the benefit to the practitioners' income streams.

Regardless of the fact that one study found soy users increased their risk of endometrial hyperplasia, and users of black cohosh is associated with liver toxicity, the alties see no conceivable harm in their treatments.

Sydney Menopause Centre director Associate Professor John Eden said herbal treatments were safer than drugs and should not have to face the same testing.


Far be it from an old stuffed donkey to naysay an Associate Professor, but herbal treatments are drugs. But it's so much easier when you know the result a priori (ie "herbs are safe"). Obviously, you don't need to do the testing under those presumptions. Professor Eden also bemoans the cost of running studies, claiming

"Only the pharmaceutical industry can afford to spend that sort of money."


Strangely, elsewhere in the same issue it is claimed that fish oil supplements alone are worth $40 million a year (and fish oil use is also based on incomplete studies). The rest of altie medicine is a multimillion dollar enterprise.

And the issue also includes a report on a Traditional Chinese Medicine practitioner in New South Wales who was fined $12,000 for her traditional treatment of a woman's haemorrhoids (she tied silk "soaked in a traditional Chinese preparation" around the haemorrhoid, reassuring her hapless victim that it would drop off in about five days - when the tissue turned necrotic the woman spent 10 days in hospital). So much for "traditional", "gentle", "noninvasive", "safe", and "effective" being synonyms in the altie dictionary. Though at least they saved space by removing the words "gullible" and "study" from the dictionary.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Journey To Babel

As yesterday's post showed, the line between satire and truth on the net is fluid, permeable, and often hard to define or detect. EoR can't decide if the woo du jour is fake or real, but it certainly fills a gap in the educational system that governments have neglected for far too long. There must be countless young people out there considering what career path to follow, and many of those aspirants have been thwarted in their dreams by the lack of a suitable educational institution to further their goals. Until now. The Exopolitics Institute can help you get that dream job of extraterrestrial ambassador.

The certification program offers a three-tiered system of courses and seminars that each culminate in an Exopolitics certificate or diploma.
  • Exopolitics Certificate - Entry level certification provides the core conceptual understanding so you have basic competency in writing about, researching or investigating exopolitical issues.

  • Galactic Diplomacy Certificate - Second level of certification provides both the conceptual skills and diplomatic training so you can practice citizen diplomacy in extraterrestrial affairs.

  • Exopolitics Diploma - Third level certification designed for those intending to teach or train others in exopolitics.


You will become competent in such subjects as "Citizen Diplomacy with Extraterrestrial Civilizations", "From Egypt to Mars: History of UFO's", and "Extraterrestrial and Developing the Road to Disclosure - Quantum Cosmology". And it even costs less than $US2000! Here's Citizen Diplomacy:

Exopolitics 102 - Citizen Diplomacy with Extraterrestrials

This course examines examines the key principles of 'galactic diplomacy' at the unofficial level, as a form of 'track two' or 'citizen diplomacy' aimed at establishing contact and communications with different extraterrestrial races. The course analyses the nature of diplomatic representation on Earth that might be recognized by various extraterrestrial races. Particular focus will be on the representative status of different global constituencies such as politically organized humanity, cetaceans, alleged subterranean civilizations, and the role of Earth or 'Gaia' as a living organism. The course examines the need for 'citizen diplomacy' with extaterrestrials as a means of complementing official diplomatic relations between major nations and extraterrestrial races. Finally, the course examines how national security agencies will respond to 'citizen diplomacy' between private citizens/groups with extraterrestrials in terms of four key challenges confronting the practice of this form of diplomacy: 1. the extent of private communications and interactions with extraterrestrial races; 2. the coercive resources of shadow government agencies; 3. the degree to which extraterrestrial races may manipulate citizens engaging in track two galactic diplomacy; and 4. implications of initiatives and agreements reached through citizen diplomacy with extraterrestrials.


In fourteen weeks you can learn all that as well as "Galactic History"! EoR really, however, wants to know what the practical assessment involves.

However, some of the curriculum will need urgent revising, since Galactic Awareness with the Dolphins will now need to become Galactic Awareness with the Goldfish.

Angelika, an experienced multidimensional telepath, clairvoyant and contactee, will guide the group through a process of inner expansion of mind, energy, spirit and consciousness to reach into the higher realms to share that information, along with energetic downloads, healings, messages and more. Dr. Michael Salla will discuss the process of interacting with dolphins and how this is indispensable to the work of gaining the confidence and skills to interact with star beings on all levels.


Angelika has more to say about the role of dolphins in extraterrestrial affairs.:

Inspiring work done by those in the field of dolphin communications such as Joan Ocean report that dolphins are not only telepathic and empathic beings, but multi-dimensional travelers who have seeded themselves upon this world and are able to attune to and transverse into higher vibrational densities. Practiced intuitive people are able to verify this information by clairvoyantly, telepathically or empathetically tuning into the energetic frequency of the dolphins and experience cohesive glimpses of this other reality one without time and spatial limitations as we understand them, and one of 'pod consciousness' in which there is a oneness of being that connects all dolphin minds together in a synchronized fusion. Many other benevolent ET races occupy these higher frequency planes called the 4th and 5th dimensions, and are currently in communication with many humans around the globe both physically and telepathically. Consequently this becomes one of the many ways that our cetacean friends are teaching us how to expand our scope beyond the limitations of three dimensional reality.


Does anyone comprehend what "transverse into higher vibrational densities" means? Apart from dolphins, of course. In this magical dream realm, dolphins will lead us poor, limited, unintelligent humans into the brave new world of woo confusion:

Because the dolphins are very intuitively advanced, being in their energy fields (swimming with them) stimulates and enhances one's own inner talents in the areas of clairvoyance, telepathy, clairsentience and empathy, even if these potentials are hidden or undeveloped. Also, the dolphins work with those humans who are open to assistance and will use their sonar like a laser in surgery to unlock blockages which may lie within your emotion, mental, physical and etheric light bodies. They truly are here to help and guide us a part of our journey to personal empowerment.


Just as Angelika and her husband appear to be here to help and guide us as a part of our journey to financially empower Angelika and her husband with our money.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Goldfish Healing

In February, The Onion reported on a study that showed dolphins were not as intelligent as people presumed:

"The dolphins were incapable of recognizing and repeating simple gestures," said study co-author Dr. Scott Lindell. "Their non-verbal communications were limited to a rapid constriction and expansion of the blowhole, various incomprehensible fin motions, and heavy tremors while they lay prone on the lab table."


Well, EoR doesn't know if The Onion is psychic or not, but those findings have been confirmed (also reported here and here).

Dolphins may have big brains, but a South African-based scientist says lab rats and even goldfish can outwit them. Paul Manger of Johannesburg's University of the Witwatersrand says the super-sized brains of dolphins, whales and porpoises are a function of being warm-blooded in a cold water environment and not a sign of intelligence. "We equate our big brain with intelligence. Over the years we have looked at these kinds of things and said the dolphins must be intelligent," he said. "The real flaw in this logic is that it suggests all brains are built the same ... When you look at the structure of the dolphin brain you see it is not built for complex information processing," he told Reuters in an interview. A neuroethologist who looks at brain evolution, Manger's views are sure to cause a stir among a public which has long associated dolphins with intelligence, emotion and other humanlike qualities. They are widely regarded as one of the smartest mammals. But Manger, whose peer-reviewed research on the subject has been published in Biological Reviews of the Cambridge Philosophical Society, says the reality is different. Brains, he says, are made of neurons and glia. The latter create the environment for the neurons to work properly and producing heat is one of glia's functions. "Dolphins have a super-abundance of glia and very few neurons ... The dolphin's brain is not made for information processing - it is designed to counter the thermal challenges of being a mammal in water," Manger said.


EoR wonders how the alties will cope with this shocking news. Will Dolphins and Whales: Gateways to Healing have to become Goldfish and Rats: Gateways to Healing? It wouldn't take much rewriting, and would be just as meaningless:

As people learn to merge their individual energy fields and atomic structure with the harmonic frequencies of the goldfish and rat sounds, they meet and master new aspects of human consciousness and life force. As the goldfish teach, it is by activating and aligning their golden, spiraling, inner spheres of energy with the Universal Rhythms of Life that allows humans to traverse new realms of consciousness, well being and cooperation with each other and all forms of life.


Will Dolphin Brain Repattering (sic) have to be renamed Goldfish Brain Repattering? That too would only require minimal rewriting (EoR has maintained the idiosyncratic spelling and grammar):

Goldfish Brain Repattering was originally founded by Moshe Feldenkrais, and was greatly expanded by the Pleiadians. It was originally called Neuro-Muscular-Cortical repattering. This of course refers to anything that has refference to neurological, muscular body, and the nervious system. The main focus is on the cortex of the brain. Our body systems are in constant communiction with each other and this determines a persons over all health. The main objective of goldfishe brain repattering is to free the skeletal system of holding patterns that inhibit you from being spontaneous and free. Also this allows Cerebrospinal fluid.that in made in the brain. To flow through out your nervious system. To allow you to enhance the electrical stimuli of your brain.


And Dolphin Trilogy Reiki could easily become Goldfish Trilogy Reiki:

Experience the love and wisdom of the Goldfish through Goldfish Trilogy Reiki. This system of natural healing calls upon the love and energy of our beloved Goldfish community to heal the mind and the spirit. It is especially effective in helping with emotional problems, addictions, depression, and those looking to remember their Sacred Song.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Wrapping Up Your Horse Problems

Linda Tellington-Jones, creator of TTEAM (The Tellington-Jones Equine Awareness Method - which espouses such things as a form of equine phrenology, Chau K'a or skin rolling, riding without a bridle, and woo treatments for colic including that old favourite "Rub or make circles on the skin above the anus, a point that releases gas.") has an amazing device to fix multiple problems with your horse.

The Body Wrap is a TTEAM tool for influencing a horse's behavior, increasing awareness and improving his performance. The Body Wrap is composed of two elastic bandages (for instance, Ace or Tensor) secured together. It is tied in a figure eight around the horse. Slight variations in the placement elicit different responses. The wrap maintains a constant connection with the body because it moves with the horse. This is particularly significant for horses with neurologic deficits because this continual sensory input encourages the rebuilding of the neural pathways.


EoR vaguely wonders how it is known that neural pathways have been rebuilt through the use of this device? Or is that just a magic woo wishful thinking statement? EoR suspects the latter since no studies appear to have been done. Indeed, a lot of the wonderful effects from this device seem like wishful thinking, relying on the observor's impressions:

It is very interesting to notice the subtle and dramatic changes that occur with the Body Wrap. For instance, a strung-out horse or one who is camped under suddenly takes on a more balanced stance, having "a leg at each corner." Or a horse's topline may change so that he looks "rounder." Or you may see more movement and engagement in the hindquarters.


You can also ride your horse with the Body Wrap on (if you don't mind the strange looks and whispered comments). At least the device is simple and cheap to make at home and, unlike the full-on marketers of natural horsemanship tools™, Ms Tellington-Jones doesn't appear to be selling the special brandname version.

Larger images can be seen here and here. Personally, EoR thinks the Body Wrap would look much nicer if it had a bow on top as well.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Unfathomable Queries

In the Guardian Weekly issue of Apr 28 - May 4, 2006, reader Richard Linton posed this question in the Notes and Queries section (where readers ask those niggling questions that have always bothered them, and other readers provide their answers).
In reflexology, which part of the foot represents the foot?

Sadly, to date there has been no response. Maybe the reflexologists are just too busy to answer. And EoR was going to ask the follow-up question: "In iridology, which part of the iris represents the iris?".

Friday, August 18, 2006

Woo World In The Media

It's been a busy week for woo in the media here in EoR's gloomy corner of the forest.

The West Australian newspaper continues to lead the way with its illuminating, factual articles in its Mind&Body supplement. Last week EoR learned that acupuncture needles are different from hypodermic needles (that's why acupuncture needles pierce the skin, but "push blood vessels" out of the way, and that the sex of babies can be influenced by having sex when the moon is in the right astrological position). This week's highlight is "The Power of Crystals".

My first exposure to crystals was when I was in my teens. I was very attracted to one and felt compelled to pick it up and place it to my forehead. I had a headache at the time and I found that my pain was relieved. [...] In trying to understand how and why crystals can help in healing people, my research suggests that the concepts of quantum physics may give some validation to their healing properties. [snip long diatribe about "subtle vibrations", "perfect unity and harmony", "primal integrity" and "pulsating molecules"] Crystals are capable of receiving, containing, projecting, emanating, refracting and reflecting light, which is again a form of energy. Crystals are today harnessed by science for lasers, ultrasound devices, watches, memory chips in computers, as oscillators for controlling radio frequencies in electronic equipment, capacitors to modify energy capacity in circuitry, transducers to transmit energy from one system to another and in condensers that store energy.


Never mind real quantum physicists doing work with high energy particle colliders (which would be a lot simpler and cheaper to make with a couple of crystals), the author has done her "research". Which probably consists of reading Nova magazine. Of course, electricity, and all those other electronic components that are also needed to make a fully functioning laser, or even a crystal radio, are conveniently ignored. And it's a small step from "energy" and "systems" in the physical, electronic sense to "energy" and "systems" in the healing woo non-sense. As Humpty Dumpty (that proto-postmodernist) said: "When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean".

The esoteric use of crystals also harnesses the power of these structures to store and transmit energy. Quantum principles help us to understand that the frequencies of crystals can be used to channel energy to reharmonise and intensify our own harmonic frequency. Each type of crystal has a specific frequency and healing property. [...] Far from being inert, non-living substances, crystals pulsate with their own life and vitality. People report their crystals communicating with them and even translocating -- getting lost or showing up unexpectedly.


Which is why computers, lasers, ultrasound devices, and most electronic equipment often fails to work. Their crystals keep "translocating" when they feel the need to go visiting and "communicate" with a woo friend. Hang on... What was that, Mr Quartz? This article is the greatest pile of steaming manure you've seen in a long time? EoR can only agree. Even though it's presented as a factual article.

It's nice to return to some sanity after that: our old friend the Dream Reader, Charmaine Saunders, who replies to a correspondent's dream about a name, and has remembered the name ever since just in case she meets the person. Ms Saunders also believes in this particular form of divination:

I've often dreamed phone numbers and always dial them the next day but nothing significant has come out of it.


Of course, a series of constant failed tests in Woo World is not contradictory to a belief that all is true in Wonderful Woo World:

It could be someone who was important to you in a previous life or a stranger who was merely a visitor in your consciousness. Far-fetched? Don't be too sure.


EoR tends to believe the past life hypothesis. Their number would be different now, hence all the failed telephone calls. Proof positive!

Meanwhile, the ABC upholds its fine tradition of promoting any loony spruiker with a psychic tale to tell and mediumistic book to sell. Allison "World's Only Real Scientifically Proven You Better Believe It Psychic" Dubois got a run on the current affairs Breakfast program. Interviewer Fran Kelly briefly mentioned contact from the Australian Skeptics about this interview, conveniently allowing Ms Dubois to mention her scientific validation by Gary Schwartz. Sadly, neither she nor Ms Kelly discussed their recent public falling out. The interview descended quickly into farce when Ms Kelly began asking Ms Dubois questions about why the character Ms Dubois in the television show Medium did certain things.

Ms Kelly, a point to note: Medium is a drama. It is fiction. It is not a documentary. EoR expects Kieffer Sutherland will be interviewed shortly about current methods of handling terrorist activity.

Of course, if Ms Dubois really were a psychic, Ms Kelly wouldn't have had to ask any of her questions. Ms Dubois could have just rattled off the correct answsers.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Dores Of Perception

EoR has been hearing advertisements on the radio for some time promoting a miraculous cure for conditions such as ADHD, and which are 100% effective over a short space of time, and come with a money back guarantee (EoR wonders why they have to offer that if the treatment is 100% effective?). The advertisements provide no details of what the therapy actually is. Of course, EoR's scamometer started going into the danger zone when these promotions began. An article in The West Australian newspaper of 2nd August 2006 provides further details.

A controversial drug-free program aimed at treating learning problems, including ADHD, has arrived in Perth and more than 300 West Australians have signed up at a cost of almost $5000 each. The Dore Achievement Centre opened in Perth in January and already some claim the treatment, which involves a series of twice-daily exercises, has reaped remarkable results. [...] Dore Achievement Centre's medical services manager Glynis Howard said the treatment was effective for children and adults with the symptoms of dyslexia, dyspraxia, Asperger syndrome and attentin deficit hyperactive disorder and the program usually took at least 13 months to complete. Clients underwent intensive testing before some of the 300 exercises were prescribed, to be updated every seven weeks. The program is based on the hypothesis that dyslexia and other learning difficulties are caused by a fault in the area of the brain which controls balance and muscle movement, and that by stimulating the cerebellum new neural connections will be formed and the brain will perform better in all activities, including reading and writing.


EoR congratulates the West on at least getting the claims right: they're a hypothesis, not a theory. The West also includes a dissenting view:

But opinion is split on the science behind the treatment. Academics around the world have panned it, labelling the Dore approach unproved, unscientific and unfounded. Perth developmental paediatrician Trevor Parry said he would not recommend the treatment as an option for people with learning disabilities and there was a consensus among many paediatricians that the program did not have enough scientific backing.


The West does, however, lose points for including the obligatory testimonial from a mother, and for presenting "both sides of the story" incorrectly:

However, some unpublished research and the centre's own figures suggest it is highly effective.


EoR would have passed that last sentence if the subeditor had corrected it to "Only some unpublished research and the centre's own figures suggest it is highly effective".

Eor went along to the Dore Achievement Centre website and filled in the online form to see if the Dore treatment could help him. He randomly filled in half the answers "Yes" and half "No" and was pleased to find that the treatment would, indeed, be of great benefit to him. But what if he had none of the symptoms? He went back to the online form and answered "No" to every single question. No difficulties of any sort. No struggling with anything. No fidgeting. No learning problems. He was then informed:

We will need to carry out more test results before we could advise you fully and this can easily be arranged at one of our centres

Often it causes great frustration because those affected can't understand why many everyday things are easier for others than it is for them

Happily today we have a drug-free answer that can make wonderful improvements to the underlying cause and help overcome many of the symptoms

We measure the average improvements made by our clients in a number of other areas - these are the results


Etc etc etc. It appears the Dore Treatment Centre are quite willing to tell anyone that they can help them. Even if they have no relevant problems. He also clicked on the "How Much Does It Cost?" link but just got a page with a phone number to ring. The website claims that their method can detect cerebellar developmental delay (CDD) along with the fear inducing statement that "One in 6 people have symptoms of CDD, yet most go undiagnosed". It could be you! It could be your children! How will you know? EoR's glad you asked: "We are able to detect CDD through the various tests we run with new clients". The site claims staggering improvements, including 1700% improvement in writing. The site provides the amazing research that the paediatricians deny.

EoR, however, is extremely wary of a method that can detect some woo illness no matter what your symptoms, and then offer the cure to that imaginary illness for large sums of money.



Update: Information about the Dore Programme in its US incarnation can be found at I Speak of Dreams.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Clutching At $3000 Straws

Via Liz Ditz EoR was alerted to the Sensory Learning Program (SLP). At first viewing this appears to be a legitimate webpage, but cracks rapidly appear in the seeming semblence of truth.

The Sensory Learning Program is comprised of two 30-minute sessions each day for 12 consecutive days, including weekends and holidays. Each session is an individual sensory experience simultaneously engaging visual, auditory and vestibular systems to work in an integrated way. The repetitive sensory activation of each session builds on the session before.


Now, this may or may not work, EoR isn't qualified to say, but the first warning signs are the rapidity of the therapy and the lack of detail of just how the therapy is applied and works. This still doesn't mean SLP doesn't work, but the details are not provided in order to determine that question. The next paragraph sounds another warning bell:

After twelve days of sessions in the Sensory Learning Center International, the individual returns home with a portable light instrument to continue the program, with a 20-minute session each morning and evening for the next 18 days.


"A portable light instrument"? What, exactly is that? On the positive side, it's probably easier to take home than a non-portable light instrument.

Yet another warning sign is the vast range of conditions that this one therapy can resolve: autism, Asperger's Syndrome, acquired brain injury, developmental delays, birth trauma, behaviour problems, ADHD, and "learning enhancement". Signs of altie magic are starting to show between the cracks of logic and plausibility. Altie remedies are always so much more powerful than real remedies: they work faster, and they cure a much larger range of conditions. Then there are the extra conditions known only to altie practitioners (such as "birth trauma"):

Even in a newborn, when the nervous system experiences physical trauma the brain begins to function as if it has an acquired brain injury. The child responds to ordinary sensory information as though the sensory messages are signaling a trauma.


Another sign of altie therapies is a preference for testimonials over scientific studies of effectiveness (usually because desperate people in search of a miracle cure are primed to see any change - real or not - as caused by the therapy in question, whereas scientific studies are more objective and actually look for evidence). The SLP pages are filled to bursting with testimonials, from parents, and Dr. Bradley E. Habermehl, O.D of Michigan who writes:

I first became aware of the work of Sensory Learning Center and the Sensory Learning Program when I saw firsthand the wonderful transformation it facilitated in the child of one of my patients, a young boy diagnosed with autism. His turn-around after the 30-day intervention showed positive changes in speech, cognition, and social behaviors. His autistic behaviors that were apparent before the intervention of the Sensory Learning Program have been greatly diminished. Both toe-walking and hand-flapping are now completely absent.


There's also a page for professionals along with testimonials from people with letters after their names. Unfortunately, they're all SLP practitioners, including, again, our friend Dr Bradley E. Habermehl, O.D. More signs of altie marketing. To be fair, it appears the good ODoctor Habermehl was amazed by the miracle powers of SLP before he became a franchisee, but it is, at the very least, highly deceptive to present a testimonial on one page from him as a consumer when he is, in fact, a seller.

The FAQ page provides the details of the therapy:

The Sensory Learning Program unites three modalities working with the visual, auditory and vestibular systems that are normally administered individually---into one seamless and holistic experience.


So... Ummm... It works how, exactly?

Subtle changes are often seen immediately. Many participants experience significant results during the initial twelve days. Others see changes in cumulative skills unfolding over the following weeks or months.


How are "subtle" changes seen? If they're subtle, how is it determined that the therapy caused them (other than wishful thinking, of course)? If a further range of varying effects is seen over a varying period of time, how is it determined that the therapy caused those as well, since there seems to be no standard response? Do these children also undergo other therapies during those periods? How are those eliminated when determining which therapy caused changes?

At least, unlike the true altie therapies, SLP only needs to be undergone once for its cure to take effect.

Some more warning signs of altie therapy can be found on the page about Mary Bolles, the founder:

An expert on the effect of Ocular Light Therapy on Learning Disabilities, Mary Bolles is a pioneer in the integrated use of light, sound and motion for sensory perception problems. Like many pioneers, Ms. Bolles began her quest in response to an unmet need as she sought help for her son, Jason, who was exhibiting behaviors consistent with children on the autism spectrum. Jason was still not talking at age three. He didn't want to be held and didn't sleep well. He had a volatile temper and his coordination was poor. Despite seemingly constant trips to doctor's offices and other specialists, when Jason repeated kindergarten twice, Mary knew she had to do something. Mary researched the nature of mild brain dysfunction and its relationship to sensory processing problems in the brainstem area. She explored a variety of developmental learning approaches and became determined to find a new learning system that would dramatically change the way Jason saw the world - a method that would go beyond medication, tutoring and behavior modification. After extensive independent study and an internship with the John-David Learning Institute in Carlsbad, CA, Mary discovered that combining three individual modalities (visual, auditory and vestibular) into one multi-sensory experience was capable of providing the positive results she'd been seeking for Jason. In 1997, Mary founded the Sensory Learning Institute and began providing the Sensory Learning Program to others. Mary Bolles holds a B.A. from Bowling Green State University and is an associate member of the College of Syntonic Optometry.


Note the plethora of warning signs there: an expert in a self-created field, a "pioneer" who found the answer doctors and researchers were too incompetent to provide, "dramatic change", "beyond medication", founded her own institute. Of course, there are and have been pioneers who have gone against the current of scientific belief, and won. There have also been thousands of others who were just pulling off a quick scam.

If SLP were so effective and dramatic surely, EoR reasoned, it would be accepted by mainstream practitioners, and used widely. There wouldn't just be this one woman and her "institute", and its self-created adherents, practising it. EoR went looking...

That "College of Syntonic Optometry" certainly sounded impressive. The site for the CSO claims

eighty percent of learning occurs by way of the eyes


Unfortunately, EoR always thought learning occurred by way of the brain. Perhaps the professionals would like to demonstrate learning in a braindead individual, but whose eyes were still functioning? It is possible that 80% of sensory input is via the eyes, but EoR would query even that figure. How is the 80% determined? Under what circumstances (certainly, 80% of EoR's sensory stimuli are not via the eyes at night, for example). And how come visually impaired people can still learn?

The college provides references to three papers claiming its phototherapy methods are effective (but provides no statement as to actual improvement, preferring instead comparatives such as "significantly superior"):

All three studies found profound improvements in the children who used syntonic phototherapy compared with subjects matched for age and academic success who did not. The non syntonics students either looked at white light (Kaplan), had optometric vision therapy (Liberman) or had optometric vision therapy and academic tutoring (Ingersol). The control students showed no or significantly less improvement in their peripheral vision, symptoms or performance than the phototherapy treated children. Ingersol found the experimental group receiving academic tutoring, vision therapy and syntonics had significantly superior outcomes than students given tutoring and vision therapy but no syntonics.


Luckily, the CSO provides a page of scientific evidence, tellingly entitled An Introduction to Syntonics as Energy Medicine (are all those altie bells ringing at once now? "Energy" medicine is one of the deepest, most impenetrable realms of the magic altie world).

The page begins by criticising "allopathic medicine" (that term alone is shouting "Altie! Altie! Get yer altie cures here!") for being rooted in the 19th century, and then goes on to relate various mad ideas in support of "light" from the early 20th century and earlier. Why do alties never see the contradictions in their own beliefs?

Apparently, the human body is a giant battery:

The photoreceptor and brain are positively charged and the choroid and liver are negative. The brain and liver have the greatest polarity and, according to Spitler, compose the animal's 'battery.' If the brain-liver polarity runs down, the animal weakens and at zero charge, the animal dies.


Of course, the only way light energy gets into the body is via the eyes (actually, it also enters via the skin, but let's not complicate the discussion with facts). This example from 1877 clearly demonstrates the altie "it works even though there are different effects every time" belief that pervades, particularly, homeopathy:

A proper dose for one often proves insufficient for a second and an overdose for a third, even where the symptoms are identical.


Or this piece of scientific wisdom:

Just as the sun is the primary generator of energy via electromagnetic radiation for Earth, Crile postulated that billions of tiny suns in the nucleus of each cell radiate light and that this light is the source of bioelectricity. Radiogen is Crile's descriptive term to denote the theoretical units of protoplasm in which oxidation occurs and from which radiation is emitted.


And the requisite quantum woo:

The body of life is an energy form. What seems to be solid structure is in constant flux. The atoms, molecules and cells of our body are short lived, yet we look, feel and act as if nothing has changed. What remains are the fields of energy that hold and guide life's developmental process.


Away from all the spruikers of their own miracle cures, what evidence is there for the magic effects of light, particularly in relation to learning disabilities? Sadly, very little. The Encyclopedia of Alternative Medicine states

In syntonic optometry, the patient is exposed to one or more colors of light for a fixed period of time. This is done in a darkened room, with colors generated by a machine known as a syntonizer. In a typical session, a patient might absorb one color for 10 minutes, then another for an additional 10 minutes. Alternatively, just one color might be absorbed for 20 minutes. Treatment typically could involve between three and five sessions a week, for a period of four to eight weeks. In most cases, syntonics is used in conjunction with other therapeutic procedures. [...] The usefulness of syntonic optometry is a contentious issue, and a medical opinion should be sought in all cases of serious illness. The application of syntonic optometry to treating behavioral and learning disorders is especially controversial. [...] American Academy of Ophthalmology, an association of medical eye specialists, states that "as with other forms of vision therapy, there is no scientifically verified evidence to support claims for syntonic optometry."


Back to our friend, ODoctor Habermehl, who gets around:

Habermehl, astonished, looked over at Eric's mom, Rene Callahan of Howell. There were tears in her eyes.

"What," Habermehl asked, "did they do to him?"

"They" referred to the Sensory Learning Institute in Boulder, Colo., where Callahan took her son in the spring of 2003 for an "intervention" regimen developed by a researcher named Mary Bolles, whose son was autistic.

Habermehl, whom Callahan had consulted about vision therapy for Eric, says he lost no time. He wanted to know more about Bolles' sensory learning program right away.

"I called Mary that day. I said, 'I'm coming out to Boulder, and I'm bringing two staff members with me,' " he remembers.

Within six months, Habermehl opened the Flint Sensory Learning Center at his optometry practice on Richfield Road. Since August, people have come from all over the United States and Canada, bringing 170 children and adults suffering from autism, Asperger's syndrome, brain injuries, attention deficit disorder or hyperactivity for treatment that some parents say is positive and dramatic, but that critics complain is expensive and scientifically unproved. The cost of the regimen is about $3,000.


More signs of altie miracle cures: $3000 for 12 days (the other 18 days, remember, you do yourself at home). And then there's the classic altie statement that this is not, in fact, a cure:

"It's not a cure, but it was quite dramatic," says Rene Callahan, who now works for Habermehl as a "parent advocate," telling inquiring parents about the sensory learning program and Eric's experience.


Note also, yet again, the person who experienced the miracle cure also now has a financial interest in promoting the cure. Sorry, non-cure. At least this article gives a clearer idea of what is actually involved:

In [Mary Bolles'] "sensory learning" treatment, a child lays on a table in total darkness, typically holding the hand of a parent for comfort, since the experience is initially difficult for many kids. This table slowly moves in a gentle, rotating motion, sometimes from left to right and other times from "head to toe." At the same time, headphones placed over the child's ears play music, but with the input going in the right ear twice that of the left. According to some theory, this "right ear dominance" stimulates the left side of the brain, where the language and communication centers are located. The only thing the child sees during this process is a circle of light shining directly overhead, with the color of the light changing over the course of the sessions. This light stimulation comes from a kind of vision therapy. According to Bolles' theory, a child who undergoes these sessions is subconsciously re-learning, or re-programming, the way he senses motion, balance, light and sound, opening the way for them to better perceive and understand the world.


Of course, all EoR's readers can confirm the scientific accuracy of part of this, at least. Put your hand over your right ear. Have someone talk to you. Strangely enough, you will still be able to understand what they are saying, even though the information is coming to you from the "wrong" ear. The article also includes a dissenting view:

But medical science says there is no serious evidence this works. A school psychologist who wrote about related "sensory integration" therapies in the fall of 2002 said that the available studies so far showed that these have not worked. "I've had patients who've been in sensory learning who didn't make progress, but they're not telling you about them," UM's Solomon says.


Well, they wouldn't, would they? Especially since the whole enterprise is geared towards selling the therapy. One mother sums up quite succintly how these things prosper, after putting her son through SLP as well as numerous other therapies:

"Vince is doing better, but can we say why? No, it's impossible." she says. "We grasp at straws; we try anything that we've heard about that we think might help."


Habermehl, on the other hand, quite clearly shows that, regardless of any qualifications he might have, he chooses to ignore the scientific method in favour of the money-making method:

"I'm a clinician, I'm not a Ph.D," he says. "What I see means more to me than a study."

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Loco About Herbs

The latest issue of hoofbeats is as full of woo as ever ("Natural Organic Minerals for Horses"; herbal tranquilisers - which only require application for three months before they work, but are "permanent", and which require you to determine your horse's 'type' ie does he "hold all his anxiety and tension in his muscles" or does he "process it through his digestive system" etc etc; lots of apparently undeclared advertorials; and so on) but EoR wants to look at its "Growing Equine Herbs" column. Interestingly, this is a couple of pages after the "Weed Watch" column, and EoR wonders in passing what criteria are used to determine in which column to put individual plants. Maybe they take it turn about?

[Astragalus] dates back to about 200BC and its warming properties have been used as an energy tonic to improve the immune system, physical endurance and to encourage the body to balance its systems.


Which really is all pretty meaningless woo-speak. "Energy" tonic? Would that be microwave energy? Nuclear energy? No, it's qi energy. Or Universal Life Force energy. Or Homeopathic Water Memory energy. Or something else equally nebulous, indeterminate, unmeasurable and impossible. Since all altie therapies "improve the immune system" and "balance the body's systems" (homeostasis is such a fickle mechanism when left to itself) EoR wonders why there are still any creatures left with under-functioning immune systems or out of balance body systems.

Having got the woo out of the way, readers can feel all touchy-feely about the real science that proves all the foregoing misinformation.

There have been studies confirming Astragalus' benefits to the immune system, especially in cancer patients where it helps with the restoration of immune cells after chemotherapy. Other studies have shown benefits to the liver and heart.


The myriad uses continue:

An antioxidant, its support in anti-ageing, as a diuretic, tonic for the lungs, spleen and kidneys. It has been used for oedema, uterine prolapses, uterine bleeding and wound healing. It promotes metabolism of proteins, stimulates the pituitary-adrenal cortisol activity and restoration of depleted red blood cell formation in the bone marrow.


According to the University of Maryland Medical Center

In the United States, astragalus has been investigated as a possible treatment for patients whose immune systems have been compromised by chemotherapy or radiation. Astragalus supplements have been shown to speed recovery and extend life expectancy in these patients. Research regarding the use of astragalus in people with AIDS has produced intriguing but inconclusive results.

Recent research in China indicates that astragalus may offer antioxidant benefits in people with severe forms of heart disease, relieving symptoms and improving heart function. Because astragalus has many potential applications and few, if any, side effects, it holds promise as an alternative treatment option.


Notice how the hoofbeats article takes research that states Astragalus is a "possible treatment... intriguing but inconclusive... may offer..." and takes away all shadow of doubt to claim it as a known miracle treatment for a vast range of symptoms, diseases and conditions. EoR also wonders how many horses have undergone chemotherapy or radiation treatment.

InteliHealth is even more cautionary in describing the scientific studies.

Better studies are needed in this area before firm conclusions can be reached [cancer]... Further research is needed in this area [immune system stimulant]... However, larger studies are needed to determine the exact benefit and safety of astragalus for these conditions [cardiovascular disease]... Larger, better-quality studies are needed to provide clear answers [myocarditis and endocarditis]... More research is needed in these areas before a recommendation can be made [other].


The list of unproven uses is much, much longer. InteliHealth also goes on to list possible side effects and interactions with other drugs or supplements (in a herbal supplement! the horror!). Strangely, animal studies indicate Astragalus may lower blood pressure, even though "traditional" wisdom has it that the herb raises blood pressure. InteliHealth concludes:

Although astragalus has been suggested for many uses, it has not been scientifically proven for the treatment of any condition. It is often used as a part of multiherb combination therapies. Astragalus has not been shown safe for pregnant or breast-feeding women. Individuals with autoimmune diseases or organ transplants should consult a health care professional before taking astragalus. If you are taking drugs, other herbs or supplements, consult a pharmacist or health care professional before starting therapy. Consult a health care professional immediately if you experience side effects.


MedlinePlus points out the poor quality of studies of Astragalus.

The use of astragalus became popular in the 1980s based on theories about anti-cancer properties, although these proposed effects have not been clearly demonstrated in reliable human studies. Some medicinal uses of astragalus are based on its proposed immune stimulatory properties, reported in preliminary laboratory and animal experiments, but not conclusively demonstrated in humans. Most astragalus research has been conducted in China, and has not been well designed or reported.


So, an apparently reputable magazine (though its reputation is fast declining) promotes a herb as proven, safe and efficacious, when it is none of those. Certainly, further studies may indeed indicate some positive uses of Astragalus, but that evidence does not currently exist, and to blatantly claim so without any provisos is fraudulent and deceptive. Of course, it may just be because the author of the column was, herself, imbibing Astragalus or, to give it a more common name, locoweed. This use of it in animals, as a poison, is certainly well documented.

The third type of poisoning and probably the most severe, called "locoweed poisoning" or "locoism", is caused by several species of Astragalus and a few species of Oxytropis which synthesize the alkaloid swainsonine.


Hoofbeats. Going loco about herbs.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Unintelligent Design: Why God Isn't As Smart As She Thinks She Is

Robyn Williams, National Living Treasure and longtime science broadcaster has a new book out, dealing with the mythology that calls itself "intelligent design". If the write up on the ABC Shop site is anything to go by, Mr Williams does not pull any punches. Which is as it should be.

Intelligent Design has found its way into the headlines, has been spruiked in the Parliament and is now trying to slink into our schools. So where did this wilfully ignorant sibling of creationism and its anti-scientific arguments spring from? And why is it refusing to go away? Using all the richness of the scientific and natural worlds, Robyn Williams takes on the stalking monster in a short, wicked and witty debunk of ID. Why make the earth, the solar system, our galaxy and all the rest, he asks, when the Garden of Eden was all that was needed? And then there's lifespan. During long periods of human history, the life expectancy of men was a mere 22 years and children were lucky to toddle, let alone grow up. Why the waste? And shouldn't we sue God for sinus blockages, hernias, appendix flare-ups and piles, not to mention bad backs? This is a book to infuriate the forces of darkness, and anger and amuse the rest of us.


Which at least shows that the ABC doesn't always go for the easy moneymaking woo end of the market.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Alternative Therapies Ineffective. Alties Remain Silent

EoR wonders why the "evidence based" alties who so much enjoy touting any poorly designed statistically indeterminate trial that their favourite "natural" (and therefore "safe") product works wonders, but remain staunchly silent when studies show no effect?

A review of Complementary and Alternative Therapies for the Management of Menopause-Related Symptoms reports

Nearly half of adults in the United States use complementary and alternative therapies each year for a variety of reasons. These therapies are increasingly popular among women seeking alternatives to treatment with estrogen for managing menopausal symptoms. The objective of this review was to assess the effectiveness of complementary and alternative therapies in the management of menopausal symptoms. [...] Although individual trials suggest benefits from certain therapies, data are insufficient to support the effectiveness of any complementary and alternative therapy in this review for the management of menopausal symptoms. Many of these potential therapies warrant further study in trials with rigorous scientific designs to determine benefit and safety.


Meanwhile, Australian Doctor (28th July 2006) reports on a study from the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.

There is no evidence that dietary supplementation and modification alters the clinical course of cancer or precancer, according to a study that may dash the hopes of many patients seeking a dietary cure. The analysis of 25 randomised controlled trials in patients with cancer and 34 in patients with preinvasive lesions, such as colorectal and oesophageal, found no evidence that dietary changes altered the course of the disease of improved survival. [...] The analysis of various diets and supplements, including vitamins, antioxidants, retinol and garlic, found most trials had methodological weaknesses. A healthy diet alone or in combination with dietary supplements, weight loss of exercise had no effect on all-cause mortality. [...] Professor Ian Olver, CEO of the Cancer Council Australia, said the study was important because it underlined that just because something like diet sounded helpful, that did not make it so.


Elsewhere in the same issue, studied a concern dear to alties' hearts: Big Pharma's twisting of drug trial results (reported in BJU International 2006; 98:377-80):

Clinical trials of new drugs are expensive and difficult to organise, so most are funded by the pharmaceutical industry, raising concerns about their credibility. But analysis of 24 different studies of oxybutynin and tolterodine for overactive bladder found industry-sponsored trials were no more likely to produce positive results. All the studies, whether industry-sponsored or not, would have benefitted from closer adherence to current standards for randomised trials.

Friday, August 11, 2006

More On The Towers Of Terror

In May 2006 news reports carried items about a cluster of brain tumours at the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT).

The building concerned has now been cleared of causing brain tumours, but staff are still unwilling to return to it, since the OH&S report only looked at brain tumours, while the staff apparently had a variety of cancers, both malignant and benign. Twelve cases of cancer were reported, of ten different types. While the ABC's report doesn't go into the details any further, the cases investigated show no signs of being linked, or being statistically different from the general population.

Matthew McGowan, Victorian Secretary of the National Tertiary Education Union, states

Well we are concerned that staff, within hours of the release of the report, are feeling pressured and are having putting pressure put on them, to move back to level 16 and 17 before they have had a chance to either digest the report, to understand the report, or for their to be any discussion about what else needs to happen.


A worker at RMIT started a blog on the subject, stating seven staff members had brain tumours. Unfortunately, after the first post, there have been no further posts made, without explanation.

It appears the union, workers and the media are no longer blaming telephone towers, but the two floors of the university involved for the cancers.

RMIT is also the home of the Australian Centre for Radiofrequency Bioeffects Research, the Chinese Medicine Research Group, as well as providing courses on Osteopathy, Chiropractic and Chinese Medicine.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Bad Psychics

A man has been arrested for the murder of lawyer David Robinson.

Glascott, who claims to be a "spiritual clairvoyant" who can heal relationship breakdowns and other problems, was arrested by Special Operations Group police during a raid on his unit about 8.20pm on Wednesday. [...] On a website he claims to be a "spiritual clairvoyant with the answers to love spells". He says that on a trip to Morocco in 1990 he discovered "crystal dust", a substance with the power to heal broken hearts and relationships. His website says that for $US900 ($A1195) he will mail out some of the powerful dust. Mr De Young told the court that Glascott was on medication and suffered from physical and psychological conditions.


Is this any sort of advertisement for his clairvoyant healing powers? He failed to see his own arrest. Or, obviously, to apply the love dust to himself. And how can you tell he suffers from psychological conditions, since his psychic claims are exactly the same as all the other psychics' claims? As if further proof of his delusional claims is warranted:

During a brief court appearance yesterday, Glascott's lawyer, Michael De Young, said: "Because he is unable to contact his daughters himself, he has asked me on his behalf to express his love for them".


He's a psychic! He could have contacted his daughters anytime, anywhere!

While on the subject of delusional psychics, "real*" psychic Alison Dubois is making excuses for why her "real" psychic powers don't always measure up. You can fool the dead, apparently, but some of those tricky living people just can't be satisfied.

ALLISON DuBois sees dead people. She also sees live ones. And it's the live ones who cause most of the trouble.
"Live people are much trickier," says the Arizona psychic, whose life forms the basis for Patricia Arquette's hit TV series Medium. "They are very hard. When people come up to me, they're looking me in the eye, searching for something -- waiting for me to unravel a mystery for them about, you know, a child that was murdered or a father who committed suicide when they were two. "It's very difficult to look those people in the eye and send them away with anything less than what they're expecting.
"Most of the time, if I'm out somewhere and I see someone who is accompanied (by a spirit), I will not say anything. You have to be very careful about this. You can't just barge in on people and say, 'I can see your spouse with you'."


No, because a) you'd probably be arrested and end up in a psychiatric institution and b) you'll frequently be wrong.

Alison's habitual modesty shines throughout the interview:

As well as trying to help individuals and police who ask for help -- as Arquette's character does on the show -- DuBois consults on jury selections where her ability to "read" people helps pick sympathetic jurors. She also consults on Medium and was keen from the beginning to portray herself as an ordinary working wife and mother as well as the crime-fighting spiritualist.


Holy Shazam, Batman! EoR wonders whether she wears a cape when she's out assisting Commissioner Gordon everytime he flashes the Psychic Batlight to get her to solve yet another mysterious crime that the Police are completely baffled by. Oh, hang on, that bit's fiction. She's never actually been consulted by the police.

EoR wonders if Alison predicted a skeptical response to her fatuous claims.

*Not associated with any "real" psychics currently endorsed by Gary Schwartz.

An Altie Understanding Of Science

Best subject line of recent discussion on the misc.health.alternative newsgroup: "Dozens of Chemicals Found in Most Americans' Bodies". Probably in all Americans' bodies. As well as Australians. Africans. Europeans. Asians. Gibbons. Cockroaches. Sofas. Etc.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Heaven And Hell And Helen

The Friday Thing has asked a host (EoR believes that is the correct collective noun, given the subject) of celebrities about Heaven and Hell. There's your usual bunch of believers and atheists, though EoR enjoyed the comment from his favourite computer, Holly (aka Norman Lovett):

Norman responded: 'I think I will be going somewhere between those places, perhaps somewhere called "Helen". How the fuck should I know!' Bah. Holly would have known.


While many celebrities responded, some chose to ignore the question.

Sadly, John 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' Prescott, Tony 'Thou Shalt Not Kill' Blair and Michael 'Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Overrule Him' Howard didn't take the time to respond. We only hope they were out there doing good, perhaps putting down-payments on their future homes at Christ's side, and not, for example, schmoozing movie stars, bullying their way into women's pants or drinking the blood of freshly-slaughtered children.


EoR at least expected one person to definitely know the answer, but he seemed strangely reticent on the day (as he often does when asked to prove his powers):

Uri Geller also said he didn't know, but he closed his correspondence by saying 'much energy'. Which can only be a good thing. Or of course, an evil one.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Daniel Dennett Talks To The Trees

Daniel Dennett was interviewed about religion recently on All In The Mind (transcript and podcast available).

Some highlights:

On searching for the "god spot" in the human brain:

It's of course premature in one sense but I don't have any quarrel with that, I mean sometimes you get lucky. But I think that first of all finding a place in the brain would tell us almost nothing because there's a place in the brain for everything. You know there's a Jennifer Anniston spot and there's a hamburger spot in my brain and in yours. Anything you know anything about, anything you have any bunch of beliefs about, there's got to be something in your brain that's holding those.


The human mind as a "fiction-generating contraption":

Daniel Dennett: Oh yes. There's an instinct that we share with just about all mammals and that is when something puzzling or startling happens, if it makes a loud noise, or suddenly something jumps out of the picture, we do a startle and we respond and it's not just a looking around, it's a 'who's there - did I hear a voice, oh my god was that tree talking to me? Could it be a talking tree?' Each time we obsess it's another repetition in the mind.


Natasha Mitchell: But some of them, the talking tree becomes a cult.


Daniel Dennett: Pretty soon the whole town and even the ones that are sceptical say ah, there's no such thing as a talking tree, but every time they say it they make another copy of that idea, and pretty soon the idea of the talking tree is everywhere. Whether it's fiction or fact, it gains a foothold in that culture and every culture that we look at has a whole menagerie of invisible agents - gods, and imps, and leprechauns, and goblins, and fairies, and sprites of every kind.


Eor would also humbly add, homeopathy, astrology, acupuncture, reiki etc etc ad nauseum.

On science:

Absolutely. When scientists are baffled they say so and then they try to get unbaffled, they don't celebrate their bafflement. That is a fundamental difference between religious attitudes and scientific attitudes. Yes, science is up to its neck in mysteries and puzzles of every sort and it can confess to ignorance, and incomprehension of all sorts of phenomena. That's a genuine confession. Now let's get down to work and let's try to see if we can't come to understand this. And we never, in the scientific community, celebrate incomprehension as a good thing. That's a standard trope in religious communities.



There's much more interesting comment from Professor Dennett, though EoR did cringe when the interviewer called him a 'Darwinist'.

Monday, August 07, 2006

A True Lunatic

Via Bush Telegraph EoR was alerted to today's featured 'scientist', Ken Ring.

Ken Ring believes he can predict the weather in Australia for 2007 and estimated rain trends up until 2012.


Mr Ring's website provides further information. It appears he's willing to make a weather prediction for up to 200 years (that should be a safe bet, since suing after 200 years would be a pretty pointless exercise for all involved). Sadly

Due to the greater time-scale involved allow a 24 hr possible error, and at certain times slightly more.


This past week in EoR's boggy corner (in a part of the world where it's currently winter) has been alternately rainy and fine. Thus that error range (whether it's 24 hours or the less well defined "slightly more") would accurately ensure that a guess for this week of "rain", or a guess for this week of "fine", for any particular day would work.

Mr Ring is willing to sell forecasts to you, ranging from $NZ5 to $NZ105. Strangely, some forecasts only work for Australia and NZ, while only rain can be predicted for the UK (which would be a remarkable event - rain in the UK!).

He also sells scientific books.

It is not voodoo, not superstition; just basic commonsense science.


How does Mr Ring determine his forecasts? Sophisticated meteorological equipment way beyond the understanding of science? No. He looks at the moon.

We all know the Sun radiates heat to the ground and causes evaporation, from the puddles on the footpath to the oceans and rain forests, yet there is no way the Sun can cause the evaporation to fall back to the Earth. Moreover, it can rain at night, when there is no Sun in the sky. The Sun cannot make it rain or snow, something else must be responsible. There is only one other thing in the sky capable of exerting the necessary huge forces that would be required.


Does this sound like astrology to you? Then you're in Mr Ring's camp.

It is the old principles of Astrology that we should be turning back to to re-examine, the subject that people with Higher Learning imagine to be at worst the stuff of the Devil or at best only a silly party game. When it comes to the Old Astrology, the Moon was the central player, the Moon established the pivot from which everything else related. Etymologically speaking, our word measurement came from moon.


And what about all the small influences Mr Ring fails to take account of? Entymologically speaking, there are countless butterflies in Australia flapping their wings.

In Mr Ring's worldview, it's not just the gravity exerted by the moon that affects Earth's weather patterns.

Each Moon phase has a changing effect on the weather, whether it be droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes or lightning. [...] Every New moon time, for two or three days, the Moon shields us from the solar wind.


Earth's magnetic field presumably has not effect, and doesn't come into his considerations since the "Old" astrology never mentioned it. Just like all selftaught scientists, Mr Ring has suffered the slings and arrows of outrage. As he describes it himself (saving EoR from the onerous task):

I have good-naturedly been called a "lunatic" in TV interviews and on radio, a gentle fobbing off. The labels 'snake oil', New Age, voodoo, hocus pocus, lunatic etc become par for the course amongst skeptics who, rather than investigate the orbits and behaviour of the Moon and correlate that to weather events in any scientific way, find it easier to guffaw and smirk - a process some might call job protection. Well, I suppose everyone has to eat.


Including, of course, Mr Ring. Mr Ring provides a free shortterm forecast for Sydney. Of course, this is not meant to be taken literally and, in fact, elsewhere he gives nine reasons why his forecasts are not 100% accurate including that postmodernist chestnut

Bearing in mind all the above will lead to a fairer analysis, but the interpretation is still the responsibility of the analyser and not the method.


What is the purpose or use of the "method" then? Ensuring Mr Ring is able to eat?

Bearing in mind that Mr Ring absolves himself from all responsibility for accuracy in his forecasts (a fundamental requirement, EoR would have imagined, for a forecast to be any use would be accuracy at least), and that EoR's not going to go on at any length (so he's deliberately only selecting a small sample), here are Mr Ring's 'predictions' for Sydney for the first few days of August, and the actual records from the Bureau of Meteorology.

  • 1st: Mainly fine, but turning to rain developing later in the day/evening, moderate breezes.
    Rain: 0; wind: W 20km/h to E 13km/h, cloud: 1/8th
  • 2nd: Morning showers likely, cloudy, moderate breezes, thunderstorm potential.
    Rain: 0; Wind W 20km/h to WNW 7km/h, cloud: 7/8th
  • 3rd: Showers, threatening rain, partly cloudy, (storm brewing).
    Rain: 0, wind W 20km/h to E 13km/h, cloud: 1/8th
  • 4th: Moderate to high winds, thunderstorms, occasional heavy rain.
    Rain: 6.8mm, wind: SSE 22km/h, cloud: 8/8th


So, does that indicate any accuracy, other than guessing? EoR suspects not, though Mr Ring's very vague language covers a lot of ground (but also means his 'forecasts' are also pretty meaningless). What, exactly does "partly cloudy" mean? Yes, there was 1/8th cloud cover that day, but then, this is winter, and some cloud cover would be expected. His rain forecasts were less than chance. Wind forecasts range from "moderate" to "high" over the period, but the actual figures show no real differences. And what is "thunderstorm potential"? How can he get that wrong? Either there was a thunderstorm (in which case, the "potential" was fulfilled) or there wasn't (in which case the "potential" wasn't fulfilled). It's like the psychics predictions that "you may be having a minor operation in the future".

In the grand tradition of repressed geniuses, Mr Ring also denies global warming (which must be why his Links page seems to consist solely of commercial links to ski resorts) and the nonsense that is ozone depletion.

The Auckland Astronomical Society provide three pages of refutation, pointing out Ring's totally unscientific approach (data mining, inaccuracies, ignoring inconvenient data, his total denial of atmospheric effects on Earth affecting weather, misunderstanding of physics, ignoring the effect of the sun and so on). Mr Ring also employs a method beloved of "real" psychics:

To increase the hit rate the definition of a hit is made as broad as possible.


And, like the "real" psychics, he's always ready to grasp on to any disaster, post-hoc, and claim that he "predicted" it:

On 26 December 2004 a huge earthquake occurred under the ocean near Indonesia causing a tsunami (tidal wave) that caused massive devastation on nearby coasts and loss of life in the hundreds of thousands. The next day, 27 December, Ken Ring breathlessly announced his explanation to the world in a National Radio interview with the radio host Brian Crump. Ring’s statement was somewhat incoherent, but he implied that the earthquake was caused by the close coincidence of full Moon and lunar perigee (Moon closest to Earth). Having learnt long ago not to trust anything Ken Ring says I quickly checked the facts. Full Moon was indeed early on 27 December, but perigee was on 13 December. The quake actually occurred much closer to lunar apogee (Moon furthest from Earth), which was on 28 December.


And, like the "real" psychics, the media is not interested in refutations or fact, since they're much more boring.

Our Roving Mole column in February put a finger on a real worry. The fringe theorists won’t go away. We are dealing here with a growing trend. These people are exploiting modern information and publishing technology, and freedom-of-speech principles, to spread fabrication posing as fact. They go largely unchallenged. The Ken Rings of this world are purveyors of falsehood with the gullible collusion of the news media. The whole process increases public ignorance - the exact opposite of what the information explosion is thought to be doing.


Mr Ring demonstrates his thinking and argument skills on a page written in response to the Auckland Astronomical Society called "Witch-hunting returns" which, in EoR's opinion is a precisely correct self-description. Mr Ring's retorts consist of statements such as his belief that his guessing is fine, since all sciences are inexact and "guesses". He also, in a masterstroke, fulfills Godwin's Law in his final statement:

Oh dear. One can visualise the Hitler stiff-arm salute.


Funnily enough, just like the usual altie disclaimer in small print ("This woo product doesn't actually cure or do anything, other than make us a lot of money") all the pages on his website carry this disclaimer:

The forecasts herein are made on a best-of-endeavour basis and carry no claim of 100% accuracy.


Finally, EoR was led from Mr Ring's site to Ancient Celtic New Zealand. So, it wasn't the Egyptians after all? Or the Chinese?

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Mr Gumby On Alternative Therapies

Mr Gumby!!!![Mr Gumby is standing behind a desk on which are various objects of altie goodness - crystals, homeopathic pills, acupuncture needles etc. Caption: Mr Gumby on Alternative Therapies]

Mr Gumby: Alternative therapies are NICE! You can cure ANYTHING!! Ooohhh! By quantum ENERGY!

Mr A. N. Other-Gumby [walking into scene]: But science shows. Oooh. IT DOESN'T WORK!!

Mr Gumby: No! It works! [picks up large hammer and begins beating desk, walls, Mr A. N. Other-Gumby etc] I can fit inconvenient FACTS EASILY into my THEORY!! Ooohhh! Get in!! Aaaargh!

[The desk is destroyed. The walls have large holes in them. Mr A. N. Other-Gumby is rendered unconscious.]

Mr Gumby: See! It all FITS!! Now. Who has CANCER!!!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Natural Vegan Horsemanship

Being a member of a fundamentalist religion can be trying at times, particularly when faced with deep and difficult questions of morality. Such as Is horseback riding vegan?.

A plea from cavy_girl resulted in answers ranging from "I guess for me it would come down to... is the horse happy?" to "I personally believe that riding horses is not a vegan activity... it either exploits the animal directly, or encourages the exploitation of futher animals." along with the obligatory passing paean of praise to Messrs Roberts and Parelli, and the horror stories about slaughterhouses ("its like something bizarre from a horror movie"). EoR wonders if these people realise that if everyone became vegan, there would be a huge trade in slaughtering all those redundant chickens, cows, sheep, goats and pigs?

And as for GeorgyGirl_1967, EoR was totally confused:

Wel, Rainbow Brites magical flying talking horse Starlite doesn't mind people riding him, he helps to save the world that way. Hes a very nice horse, he takes me places far away if i need him too.


So does that mean vegans can ride flying horses only?

Friday, August 04, 2006

40th Skeptics' Circle

The 40th Skeptics' Circle is now available for your perusal at Daylight Atheism. Read and be skeptical.

The Reiki Guide to Car Maintenance

Nova for August has a book review of The Reiki Guide: 200 questions and answers for beginners by Lawrence Ellyard.

Apparently reiki is shunned as boring and not new enough for the trendy (or is that fickle?) newager.

Reiki has become a household word. Nearly every healing practitioner today seems to have completed a Reiki course. There are dozens of people offering Reiki empowerments and it's almost a case that Reiki has become so familiar and second nature in healing circles that it's overlooked and seen as old hat.


Which, presumably, is why GPs don't use it as often as they could, particularly given its amazing healing abilities. The book answers all those questions about Reiki you've always wanted to ask but had been afraid to. Such as "Why do I need to keep my eyes closed." That's easy! Have you ever seen a reikiist waving their hands around, washing off that invisible naughty toxic energy? If EoR had his eyes open he'd laugh out loud. Very disconcerting during the healing process.

I now know Reiki can be given through the eyes and breath and was reminded about the application of giving Reiki energy to the petrol as it goes into my car, to increase the energy of it. Lawrence is sure it makes the petrol go further and I have no doubt he is right!


Strangely, EoR does have some doubts about this claim, but it should be easily testable, and could even be worth $1,000,000. That's an awful lot of petrol you could buy, particularly when it becomes transformed into superenergy go-further magic petrol™. And Mr Ellyard could take a break from flogging fiction as fact.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

First Aid or Crystals?

The West Australian newspaper believes in hedging its bets. On Tuesdays it has its Mind&Body Supplement (aka Woo We Wish Was True), while on Wednesdays the Health+Medicine Supplement appears (note the sublte scientific distinction: '+' as opposed to '&').

The theme of H+M on 26 July 2006 was First Aid and, while a wealth of information about CPR and emergency first aid in various situations was provided, EoR is concerned that the information was seriously lacking in some vital areas.

Where was the advice on how to perform emergency acupuncture (do you just jab the needles in randomly and wildly, or must you know the exact location of every, variant, meridian)? In a case of first aid, is any homeopathic remedy better than none (or is it exactly the same)? How should you handle a sudden subluxation in a loved one prior to the Complementary Ambulance arriving? What happens if you run out of Rescue Remedy in your First Aid Kit? What magical gestures should you make if you suddenly encounter a psychic attack?

None of these frequently encountered situations was addressed (the article instead focusing on things such as stroke, epilepsy, diabetes and heart attack) and EoR now feels seriously unprepared to deal with a sudden health crisis.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Chinese! Not Egyptians!

EoR was amused yesterday by the bizarre claims of a whole mastaba full of selftaught egyptologists. Imagine his surprise when he found out it wasn't the Egyptians sailing all over the world in the past, but the Chinese. At least that is the claim of Gavin Menzies in his bestseller 1421. Mr Menzies' story is that Chinese sailors sailed around every continent by 1421, mapping the world.

Unfortunately, Mr Menzies has no idea what he's talking about, no evidence, and no qualifications. Four Corners last night surveyed his success on such a flimsy idea.

Mr Menzies was a submarine commander whose previous claim to fame (not mentioned in the fictionalised author biography in his book) was running his submarine into a US minesweeper and narrowly avoiding court martial.

The program points out many of his bizarre ideas (that the equator was further north in Ming times, that a giant Chinese junk sailed up the Thames to deliver a pair of underpants to Henry V, that the Maoris are the descendents of Chinese concubines and Melanesian slaves). To be fair, his ideas metamorphose with the wind, and he has now slightly changed his racial theories, and also now argues that Kublai Khan's navies sailed the globe even earlier between 1290 ad 1330. As one person interviewed commented, it appears he's already working on his next bestseller.

Such ideas bring the other nutters out of the woodwork (though, to be fair again, Mr Menzies may not be a nutter but just a very canny conman). Cedric Bell is a "1421 Team Member" who has 'discovered' numerous wrecks of Chinese junks on the New Zealand coast that no one else has noticed, and which have been 'compressed' to 35mm wide by a massive tsunami caused by a comet or a meteor. If you're going to make fanciful claims, Mr Bell understands the first rule of the profession: make them BIG!

Strangely, other people whose only right to comment include having history degrees or being a master mariner, don't mince words when talking about Mr Menzies bizarre and unprovable claims (which are frequently based on 'evidence' that is incorrectly dated or of doubtful authenticity). "Cretin". "Fiction". "Bollocks". EoR likes succint summations like that.

Sadly, Mr Menzies can claim to have spoken before heads of state and at numerous universities, which must look really impressive on his CV. If the Melbourne University History department are anything to go by, then they're partly to blame.

I don't think anybody agreed with him at all. I think it was polite.


And then there's the publisher who doesn't care whether a book marketed as fact is fact or not.

It's very hard to prove that something is or is not correct. I mean, we do have to rely on our authors - we - we simply don't have the time. I mean, we work full - flat out publishing the books, bringing them to press, marketing them, publicising them, selling them - we can't possibly go through all our books and check every single one of them out for factual accuracy.


Which is postmodernist code for "who cares whether it's true or not as long as it makes a lot of money". Which it has.


Is it any wonder that people can't tell fact from fiction any more? Mr Menzies concludes the program with a damning statement about the impoverishment of evidential standards these days:

The public are on my side, and they are the people that count.


Only in terms of popularity, Mr Menzies, not in terms of veracity.

More information can be found at 1421exposed.com

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Giant UFO Built Yowie Pyramids of Bullshit

July's issue of Nova is just so full of woolly woo wooness that EoR could go on for days about it. Instead, he'll focus on one article: "Sacred Egypt".

EoR is loath to call alties nutters (even though many of them are either that or blatant scammers - or both) but Dian [sic] Booth who is featured in this article, is the full and genuine article. Anyone who spouted the nonsense she does here in polite society would immediately warrant a call to the Psychiatric Emergency Team.

Sound healer and concert violinist, Dian Booth, is another who visits Egypt regularly with an annual "sing the song of the sacred Nile" tour. She says that most people who come on her journey are remembering previous lives in Egypt and connecting and healing anything that needs healing. "If they have Egyptian and Australian connections, my role is to be bringing into consciousness the energetic and spiritual connections, particularly between Central Australia and Egypt. There's quite a bit of evidence the Egyptians were in Australia and, energetically, there are definitely pyramids dotted all over Australia. There's also a strong connection between Uluru and the Giza Plateau," says Dian. And in support of her claim, a series of books written by Rex Gilroy contains many photos and other evidence about the presence of the Egyptians in Australia. And, recently, the tomb of a minor Egyptian prince was discovered in the Hunter Valley.


Another Egyptowoo nutter (Donna Simimiuc) makes claims that are almost pathetic.

"One of the clients had toothache, but after the healing in one of the temples, two hours later, he said his toothache had gone."


So, not at the time of the healing, but later, this particular gentleman said his toothache had gone. While EoR realises dentists charge like the proverbial wounded bull, he's sure a quick trip to the local tooth doctor would have been far cheaper and more effective than going all the way to Egypt.

Back to Dian who provides further proof of her total detachment from reality.

Sound and Colour are together an extraordinarily powerful healing modality, much used in Atlantis, Lemuria, and Egypt. Dian spontaneously accesses past life knowledge as a Master Sound Healer in the Court of Akhenaton in Egypt and combines it with vibrational knowledge from Higher Dimensions and Other Worlds.


She further claims

She also has access to Sound and Colour knowledge from nameless other worlds in this galaxy.


EoR bets they're nameless!

She also sells CDs

created in the 5th Dimension, which gives it the potential to change its character on different occasions, depending on the specific need of the listener.


She also claims to be able to "treat" (note, not "cure"; the meaning of "treat" in this context is deliberately left vague and meaningless) "diseases such as cancer, chronic fatigue, muscular pain, injury and blocked energy at all levels".

And as for all those pyramids dotted all over Australia, and which all Australians would be familiar with... Given her sole reference is the equally nutty Rex Gilroy her claims to all sorts of miracles seem very shaky indeed. Mr Gilroy is an "open-minded researcher" (so openminded his cognitive faculties appear to have fallen out) who believes in yowies (Australian cousins of Bigfoot), big cats in the outback, pyramids in the Pacific, 25 foot tall ancestral humans, UFOs, alien abductions, an underground world in the Blue Mountains and a giant space station orbitting Earth, and "URU, the Lost Civilization of Australia". According to Mr Gilroy, Australia in the past was busier than LAX, being visited by "Arabs, Celts, Chinese, Egyptians, Greeks, Inca's, Phoenicians, Portuguese, Scandinavians, Spanish, Vikings".

Others might think Mr Gilroy is a proud purveyor of bullshit, including, apparently, many archaeologists and egyptologists (unless the lost Egyptian who left hieroglyphs in Australia was illiterate, had no understanding of Egyptian grammar, and was sorely confused about Egyptian history), but EoR finds the national broadcaster is, as ever, ready to support the lunatic fringe with Eor's taxes.

It is because of my scientific approach that I've come up with the truth.


That "scientific approach" must also include the "psychic flashes" he mentions.