A: Light comes from the Sun. Duh.
A: We should wait until it gets dark to see whether the bulb is really broken.
A: The Great Light Bulb Swindle is a scam by Big Light Bulb to sell more light bulbs.
A: The Darkenists don’t even understand basic science. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, therefore darkness is impossible.
A: It’s OK – it has been much darker than this in the past. During the Medieval Dark Ages, there were Vikings in Greenland!
A: If the light bulb needed changing, the market would have changed it by now.
A: Darkness is beneficial — it will increase mushroom yields and make life better for owls.
A: There is a natural 24-hour cycle of light and dark which humans have a negligible impact on. Anyway, we are just about to enter a natural darkening period.
A: Genesis 1:3 tells us “Let there be light”. The power of prayer will fix the light bulb.
A: Ad Hominem!
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