Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Incomprehensible Harvest


EoR recently looked at animal communicator Trisha McCagh. It will come as no surprise that she is one of the speakers at the NEXUS Conference 2010. This is possibly more prestigious than any boring old veterinary conference since it brings together in one location possibly the single largest collection of tinfoil hat wearers in Australia.

Speakers will cover such topics as how electromagnetic radiation causes ill health; the alien origin of all human civilisations; the terrible 9/11 cover up; "the electric nature of the cosmos" (of course, no true tinfoil hatter would point out that this and the EMF radiation scarer seem to contradict each other); a proponent of the "expanding earth hypothesis" (you see, there is an obesity epidemic!); how quantum physics 'proves' woo, and the usual plethora of amazing scientific advances in 'health technology' (because, while science is evil and completely wrong, if you add a scientific veneer to your illusions that's a good thing).

With so much woo to choose from EoR finds it hard to single out any one example, but :David-Wynn: Miller (sic) is outstanding. He will be revealing

How our Language has been used to enslave the masses for thousands of years, and what we can do about it.


EoR wonders which language has been used for thousands of years. English? No, that hasn't been around long enough. Maybe it's Aramaic? But we don't use that anymore. Ancient Babylonian? Nope. The only likely candidate in semiregular use would seem to be Latin.

If you're not certain exactly what he means, have a look at his website.

IF YOU LEARN HOW TO SYNTAX YOUR CONTRACTS
YOU WILL LEARN SELF SECURITY.

PROTECT YOURSELF FROM BEING HARVESTED.


Scary stuff, eh? But what does it all mean? Brace yourself: this is the rest of his front page. EoR wanted to abridge it, but didn't know where to start. Anyway, you need to see the whole thing to truly appreciate it. After this, EoR couldn't face anymore, so he has no idea whether the rest of the website carries on in a similar manner.

:ADJECTIVE, ADVERBS & VERBS WITH THE WRONG-USE

:COPYCLAIM~12/AUGUST~1980/2010, PLENIPOTENTIARY-JUDGE: David-Wynn: Miller.

~1 FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD ARE WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THE CORRECT-COMMUNICATIONAL-USE OF THE LANGUAGES AND SENTENCE-STRUCTURES WITH THE WRITING OF THEIR COMMUNICATION-CONTRACTS.

~2 FOR THE MODIFICATION OF THE FACTS ARE WITH THE CLAIM OF THE VOLITION-VOID WITH THE CORRECT-QUANTUM-MATH-SENTENCE-STRUCTURES AND METHODS OF THE UNITY-STATES-CORPORATION'S-TRUTH-COMMUNICATIONS AS THE NEW-WORLD-STYLES-MANUALS.

~3 FOR THE NOW-TENSE OF THE COMMUNICATIONS/LANGUAGE ARE WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THE JURISDICTION WITH THE AUTHORITY OF THIS AUTHOR AND PLENIPOTENTIARY-JUDGE: David-Wynn: Miller.

~4 FOR THE [PRE]POSITION OF THIS NOW-TENSE-TIME IS WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THESE [PRE]POSITIONS: BY, OR, IN, ON, FOR, AS, WITH, [A]GAINST, THROUGH.

~5 FOR THE SPEECH OR WRITING: 2 + 2 = 4, TO + TO = FOUR, TWO + TOO = FOR, FOR + FOUR = ATE; ATE + ATE = SIXTEEN. WITH THE POINT: [DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID; WHAT I MEANT WHAT I SAID; WHAT I SAID; WHAT I MEANT; WHAT I SAID]: FOR THE WORDS THAT WE HEAR ARE WITH THIS CLAIM OF THIS THINKING, HEARING AND WRITING WITH THE CASE-LAW-FRAUD/FICTION BY THE MODIFICATIONS WITH THE FACTS BY THE ADVERBS OR ADJECTIVES.

~6 FOR THE ORAL-STATEMENT OF THE ASSUMPTION, PRESUMPTION, MODIFICATION OR OPINION IS WITH THE WRITING-CLAIM ON THE PAPER WITH THE FICTIONAL-LANGUAGE-FORMAT (F.L.F.) BY THE AILING-AUTHORS.

~7 FOR THIS PREPOSITION = POSITIONAL OF THIS WRITING-CLAIM IS WITH THE RULE-CLAIMS AND VOTING-CLAIMS OF THE AILING=ARTICLE, CORRECTION = LODIO(OWNER) WITH THE CORRECT-SENTENCE-STRUCTURES OF THE OPERATIONAL-ORDER-FACTS WITH THE QUANTUM-MATH-COMMUNICATIONS BY THE POSITIONAL-LODIO-FACT=PHRASES.

~8 FOR ANY TWO-FACTS-[NOUN] COME-TOGETHER, FOR THE~FIRST-FACT IS WITH THE VOLITION AS THE ADJECTIVE-MODIFIER; EXAMPLE: MILWAUKEE COUNTY, FOR THE WORD: MILWAUKEE AS AN EXAMPLE, AS THE ADJECTIVE OF THIS PROPER-NAME (FACTS-[NOUN]) OF THE ~COUNTY WITHIN THE STATE OF THE WISCONSIN. FOR THE WORD ~MILWAUKEE IS WITH THE CLAIM AS AN ADJECTIVE AS THE MODIFIER OF THE COUNTY-PRONOUN INTO A FICTION FOR THE LACK OF THE HYPHEN FOR THE CAUSE OF THIS FICTION.

FOR THIS CITY OF THIS MILWAUKEE IS WITHIN THIS TERRITORY-STATE OF THE WISCONSIN. = CORRECT-TITLE.

~9 FOR THE MAIL-FRAUD-NAME: TITLE~18: U.S.C.S.~1341: FICTITIOUS-CONTRACT-MODIFICATION BY THE ADJECTIVE-PRONOUN OR ADVERB-VERB-USURY OF THE NAME.

~10 FOR THE CONTEXT OF THE ADJECTIVE>>MODIFYING<<PRONOUN IS WITH THE USURY-CLAIM OF THE FOREIGN-VESSEL-COURTHOUSE IN THE DRYDOCK AS THE FICTION-LANGUAGE-COURT OF THE YELLOW-FRINGE-FLAG.

~11 FOR ANY PARTY OF THIS FRAUD OR FICTION ARE WITH THIS CONTRACT OF THIS FICTION-JURISDICTION OF THE FUTURE-TIME-TENSE OR PAST-TIME-TENSE OF THESE LAWS, LOCAL-RULES OF THE COURT, TITLES, CODES, RULES, STATE-GUIDELINES OR GOVERNMENT-JURISDICTION AND FOR THE DICTIONARY-TERMS OF THE WORDS ARE WITH THE CLAIM OF THE ADVERB-VERB-MODIFICATION AND VOID OF THE POSITIONAL-LODIO-FACT=PHRASES.

~12 NOTE: EVEN THE WORD: PRESENT IS WITH THE FICTION OF THE PEOPLE WITH THE TEACHING BY THE NOW-TIME.

~13 FOR THE PRE-FIX BEFORE THE SENT MEANS: BEFORE THE FACT OR NO-TENSE=NO-CONTRACT.

~14 FOR THE FLAG OF THE FICTION/FOREIGN-JURISDICTION IS WITH THE FICTION-PERSON OF A FICTION-NAME WITH A FOREIGN-FLAG, WITH THE BIRD-ATOP OF THE FLAG-POLE (CANCELS THE JURISDICTION OF THE FLAG).

~15 FOR ALL FICTION-COURTS AROUND THE WORLD ARE WITH THE USURY-ALTERATION-FICTION OF A FLAG WITH A FICTIONAL-JURISDICTION BY THE MODIFICATION-FICTION-LANGUAGE-VOID-MEANING=AILING.

~16 FOR THE MODIFICATIONS OF A WORD ARE WITH THE FRAUD-CLAIM BY THE TERM: MOTION. FOR THE MOTION OF THE FICTIONAL-GERAN-[NOUN] IS WITH THIS CLAIM AS THE VERB AS THE FICTION-FACT THAT THE ACTION, CHANGE, VELOCITY, SPEED, MODIFICATION-USE OF THE FACTS-[NOUN] BY THE ADVERB-MODIFICATIONS WITH ALL MOTIONS.

~17 FOR THIS CAPTURE IN THIS FICTION-JURISDICTION IS WITH THE CLAIM OF THE FLAG, LANGUAGE, TIME-TENSE, MODIFICATION-VOLITION, PRO SE=NO-SPEAK AND CHANGING-CASE-NUMBERS WITH EACH-NEW-HEARING.

~18 FOR THESE SIR-NAMES OF THESE FICTIONS ARE WITH THE MODIFICATION-CLAIMS BY AN ADJECTIVE OR ADVERB.

~19 FOR A NAME-CHANGING OF A NOM-DE-GUERRE IS WITH A DEAD-FICTION-NAME IN THIS DRYDOCK-VESSEL-COURT.

~20 FOR A DRYDOCK-COURT OF A FOREIGN-VESSEL IS WITH A CLAIM OF THESE~TWO-DIFFERENT-JURISDICTIONS.

~21 FOR THE JURISDICTION OF THE FICTION IS WITH THE CORRUPTION/AILING-CLAIM OF A MATTER WITH THE LIE, MODIFICATION, PRESUMPTION, ASSUMPTION, PERJURY, STORY AND AILING IN THE COURT.

~22 FOR THE LAWS OF OUR BIBLES ARE WITH THE USURY-ADVERB-MODIFICATION-CLAIMS OF A FICTION-LANGUAGE AND BRAINWASHING THROUGH THE SCHOOLS, PAPERS, MAGAZINES, BOOKS, LAWS, CODES AND CONTRACTS WITH THE DUMBING-DOWN OF THE PEOPLE AS SLAVES (10% OF THE POPULATIONS) BY THE FICTION-COURTS AND LAW.

~23 [REMEMBER] FOR THE BOARD/PEOPLE OF THE ELECTION: SUPERVISORS, MAYOR, LEGISLATION, SENATE, JUDICATORY, AND GOVERNORS, ARE WITH THE CLAIM OF THE WRITING: "THE LAW" ADVERB-VERB WITH THE USURY OF THE CORRECT-TERMS WITHIN YOUR COUNTY OR YOUR-HOME.

~24 FOR THE LAWS OF A JURISDICTION ARE WITH THE CLAIM-USE OF THE FACTS[NOUNS=NO-NO] AS A ADVERB, VERB, PRONOUN OR ADJECTIVE WITH THE WRONG-LANGUAGE-FORMATS WITH THE FICTIONS OR FRAUDS, WITH THE CONTEMPT, FOR THE LAWS OF THE CITY, COUNTY, STATE, AND UNITY-STATES OF OUR-WORLD-CORPORATION; FOR THE KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR RIGHTS ARE WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THESE FREEDOMS WITH THE PEOPLE BY THE TRUTH-COMMUNICATION-LAWS.

~25 FOR THIS CONDUCT OF THESE FICTION-LANGUAGE-FORMATS ARE WITH THE KIDNAPPING, TORT, LARCENY BY THE FRAUD AND DECEPTION, COLLUSION, RAPE, PRISON OF THE FELONY. FOR THE KNOWLEDGE-LACKING OF THE FACTS ARE WITH THE STEALING-CLAIM OF YOUR RIGHTS WITH THE COLOR OF THE LAW BY A PARTY AS THE OFFICERS OF THE COURT. [IF THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING YOU ARE BEING LIED TO]

~26 FOR THESE ADJECTIVES OF THESE DESCRIPTIVE, OPINION, PRESUMPTION, ASSUMPTION-WORDS ARE WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THE VOID-JOINING WITH THE TWO-JURISDICTIONS OF THE DIFFERENT-PLANES IN THE PORT-COURT.

~27 FOR THE VOWEL BEFORE THE TWO-CONSONANTS AT THE BEGINNING OF A WORD MEANS "NO-CONTRACT".

~28 FOR THE FRINGE ON A FLAG IS WITH THE MILITARY-CLAIM OF THE DRYDOCK-VESSEL-COURT.

~29 FOR A MOTION OF A CAUSE IS WITH THE CHANGING-CLAIM OF A FACT INTO A VERB "IN LAW" OR "AT LAW".


Attending the NEXUS Conference would be worthwhile just to see whether this man can string any two words together in any sort of lexical sense. Does it make any more sense if you're on halluinogenics? Has he just run it back and forth though an online translator or does he create his own gibberish? Whatever happened to even the semblence of coherence?

Or could it be true (whisper who dares) that EoR has already been harvested. Oh, the pain, the pain.

5 comments:

  1. Obviously, he's decided to avoid insecure syntax by constructing his sentences so that they have no syntax whatsoever.

    Brilliant in its subversive obfuscation.

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  2. I think you mean "in its obfuscation subversive", Daniel.

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  3. Does this prove or disprove the Infinite Monkey Theorem?
    Confused.

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  4. Heh. Watch as I cleverly place adverbs before verbs, thus virtually ensuring the enslavement of mankind.

    I wonder if :David-Wynn: Miller could even pick the adverbs in that sentence.

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  5. Silly yet serious.

    As always, the victims here are the gullible, naive, deluded and impaired but I guess Big-Legal will be blamed for their troubles - FOR committing with :SUPPRESSION from this RIGHT-LANGUAGE.

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