"The Animal Planet Triceratops sit on is a strong and sturdy and can hold up to 125lbs. The triceratops is covered in high quality plush material to ensure a comfortable ride. It even makes realistic Triceratops sounds. Batteries included. Age range 3 years+."
What does a realistic Triceratops sound like?
ReplyDeleteLike a real Triceratops, of course!
ReplyDeleteThey either have access to advanced DNA technology to reconstitute a Triceratops, or a time machine. Or both.
That, or the company is a front for Creationists.
Yes, exactly. It's even intended to ride on, indicating that humans and trikes co-existed.
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