Tuesday, January 17, 2006

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

What's sillier than reiki? Dolphin Reiki!
If you are ready to move into your next level of healing, growth, then let the love of the dolphins spread over you like a warm tropical sunny day!

More powerful than Dolphin Reiki is Dolphin Trilogy Reiki
This system takes what we learned from Dolphin Reiki and advances it to encompass Dolphin Healing Reiki, Orca Empowerment Reiki and Dolphin Crystal Reiki.

EoR still doesn't understand what it actually is though. Then there's the Dolphin Rainbow Chakra Healing System:
THE DOLPHINS ARE HERE TO GUIDE US! DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY BEINGS ON EARTH OR IN THE SEA THAT HAVE THREE FRONTAL LOBES, MAN ONLY HAS TWO. THE EXTRA FRONTAL LOBE IS THOUGHT TO BE WHERE THE DOLPHINS HAVE THEIR STRONG CONNECTION TO ONE ANOTHER, WORKING IN UNITY, AND INTUITION. DOLPHINS HAVE A HIGHLY DEVELOPED THIRD EYE CHAKRA, (THE ENERGY CENTER LOCATED BETWEEN YOUR EYEBROWS).

Actually, they have four lobes, but factual information is clearly not a high priority to these people.
These are no ordinary dolphins:
THE DOLPHINS WE WORK WITH HERE ARE FROM THE CELESTIAL ENERGIES, THEY ARE OF A MUCH HIGHER FREQUENCY THEN THOSE ON EARTH WE ARE USE TO SEEING. THEY ALSO BRING IN RAINBOW BRIDGE ENERGY (CONNECTING US TO THE HIGHER VIBRATIONS) AND WELCOME US INTO THEIR WORLD.

There's more:
At this time the Celestial Dolphins are here, they have ushered into our consciousness and our dimension their wisdom, vibration and healing. We are awakening again to the ancient truths we all have within, and the Celestial Dolphins are here to assist this transformation of humankind. The Celestial Dolphins don’t represent what we see on earth’s plane, they are of a much higher vibration, and come to us from other dimensions, much like the angelic realm. At this time the Celestial Dolphins have come to us in the form of Golden Dolphin frequency, Pink Heart Dolphin frequency, for the High Heart Chakra creating the Dolphin Heart Reiki frequency.

If it wasn't for the dolphins, the world would be doomed:
who are the dolphins, really? dolphins are master healers and keepers of the light upon planet earth. they are highly evolved omni-dimensional beings who live in the oneness. their role is similar to that of the angelic kingdom. they are here to watch over us, to help us and support us, and to guide us on our remembrance to radiant wholeness. their love for humanity is profound. like the angels, the dolphins' influence transcends time, space and physicality. it is not necessary to be in their physical presence to be healed by them

If you want to see pictures of people acting stupid, you can see 'the pod' doing things like
Just ending our Dolphin Healing Vibration Mandala Workshop! We not only opened ourselves up creatively with the colours, and drawing, but the dolphins gifted us with a coloured pencil reading for everyone!

Of course, it is clear that dolphins are higher beings, exemplifying all those qualities that we mere humans can only aspire to, such as biting children, genocide, infanticide, killing for pleasure, bestiality and gang rape.
But the facts would spoil a good story (and stop all those suckers giving their money away). People are still convinced that
The dolphin is a highly evolved life form, originally from other places in the universe. They are here to teach us. primarily through the act of unconditionally loving. They have a highly developed sense of ethics, and intuition. [...] They are masters at sound healing, as well as light healing. They are also capable of storing vast amounts of information like the Akashic Records. Moving through time and space is very easy for them.

Of course, if you really want to merge with the angelic dolphins, you need to follow the correct technique, beginning with
Spin your chakras 11 times to the left, 11 to the right. Ask for a dolphin guide to come forth and stand upright before you, the better to chakra link. Greet each other in Love and Light and much respect. You may or may not get a name and a gender. It ultimately doesn't matter.

There's more, but EoR was laughing so loud he couldn't read it all.

2 comments:

  1. It's things like this and that Croatian lumberjack that make me worry about the safety of the world's water supplies. It's all apparently contaminated by LSD or something.

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  2. The Japanese should drop whales and consider researching women who swim with dolphins.

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