Reiki Bad Woo Good

EoR always finds it amusing when alties get into catfights about which woo is better, or which woo is more evil. For example, there's this advice from Crystal Healings:

First of all, if you have been attune to Reiki visit a metaphysical practitioner, as attunement to Reiki is a spell that needs to be removed. It is not a good spell and if you decide to heal through meditation, it blocks the healing process of your inner self. This removal must be done in order to balance your aura and get you functioning in harmony (or reconnected) with the Universe.

Then there's the Christian Medical and Dental Associations:

Christians should completely avoid Reiki as it violates biblical commands against contacting spirits (Deuteronomy 18:9-14; cf. 1 Corinthians 10:19-22). Anyone practicing or promoting Reiki should be required to describe the practice thoroughly and clearly, especially its spiritual and religious nature.

Unfortunately, such an approach doesn't seem to work. EoR has had experience of trying to persuade a group of reiki-believers that they were being taken for a ride. When logic and facts didn't work, he tried the "Reiki is an evil occult link with the Devil" approach, since the group were also devout Christians, but also to no avail. EoR remains constantly amazed by the ability of believers in one unsustainable belief system to simultaneously believe in a plethora of other such systems, even where they contradict each other.

Google Says You Have Insufficient Qi

EoR read about this study recently in the local paper, dismissing it as silly and rather pointless. A couple of people at the Princess Alexandra Hospital in Brisbane have assessed the usefulness of Google to diagnose illnesses and publised a paper in the British Medical Journal about it. They decided that Google delivered a correct diagnosis in 58% of cases. Unfortunately, there were only 26 cases, and the confidence interval varied from 38% to 77% in 95% of those cases. The study concluded that

As internet access becomes more readily available in outpatient clinics and hospital wards, the web is rapidly becoming an important clinical tool for doctors. The use of web based searching may help doctors to diagnose difficult cases.

Only one of the top three results from Google had to be correct to be classed as a "hit" (does this strike anyone as remarkably similar to the "skills" evidenced by psychics?).

As The Register points out

The "researchers" were also remarkably generous with their definition of a correct diagnosis. If one of the top three results returned by Google was correct, it was considered a success. So Google was returning false diagnosis up to 80 per cent of the time. You might as well throw darts at a spinning dartboard, tied to the back of a drunken horse. Yes, it's another of those pieces of research which start with a conclusion, works back to a premise, and then tries to pad out the bit in between (what used to get called "evidence") with garbage.

Given the types of results that Google is likely to throw up, you're more likely to be prescribed crystal therapy or colon cleansing utilising this method. The only way that EoR can possibly see it working is if the doctors already know what the diagnosis is, so that they can determine which of the myriad sites that pop up is the real one (assuming any is). Which rather defeats the purpose. Perhaps patients might like to google "making a will" before attending doctors using this latest methodology.

Father Dan's Six Mistakes In Thinking

Via Father Dan comes this list of mistakes in thinking identified by Thomas Kida that can lead to the acceptance of false ideas:

1: We prefer stories to statistics.
2: We seek to confirm, not to question, our ideas.
3: We rarely appreciate the role of chance and coincidence in shaping events.
4: We sometimes misperceive the world around us.
5: We tend to oversimplify our thinking.
6: Our memories are often inaccurate.

Well, that seems to cover just about all "proven" altie therapies.

Gary Douglas: Your Horse Says Hes Hungry

Well, the MindBodyWallet festival had been and gone, but Gary Douglas is hanging around giving amazing demonstrations of horse whispering (remember, he's the one who promises that he will step out of this reality, communicate with horses, and "contradict all of your ideas about the way things should be"). Well, he appeared briefly on the radio yesterday, and EoR was able to gain a little more insight in to his methods of horse training.

Apparently Mr Douglas is not a horse whisperer at all, but rather just another pet psychic. He believes all language (including, of course, the "language" of animals) is translatable because "words have the same vibrations". Mr Douglas somehow tunes into the horse to "find out the vibration I need". He explained how powerful his technique is in a telling anecdote. One particular rogue horse was quietly taken aside by Mr Douglas who spent a long time "talking" to the beast, explaining that, if it persisted in its wilful ways, it would end up as dog meat. The very next day, the animal was quiet and docile.

In another case he claims to have "tapped" into a lame horse through the owner (why not just chat directly with the horse?) and discovered the lameness was not in the foot. "My knee hurts" said Mr Ed to Mr Douglas. The owner scoffed (oh, ye of little faith!) but returned a week later to humbly apologise and admit a bone chip had been found in the knee (not an uncommon occurrence in horses in heavy work).

Mr Douglas also works with "energies" to unlock rider's abilities, but also admits to "hands on techniques to take care of the places where the energy gets locked up" (and given his seminars on sex, this worries EoR a bit).

His final anecdote, while a little unclear as to what he actually did tells of the showjumper a woman trialled, and which was initially lame. Mr Douglas "made" the horse better while the lady rode him, until he was jumping magnificently. Quite apart from the ethics of riding a lame horse, this sounds like a stiff or arthritic horse (assuming any of the self-spruiking is actually true, of course).

Unlike other woos who think What the bleep do we know? is both a documentary and irrefutable proof of their beliefs, Mr Douglas chooses to use another documentary to support his particular beliefs, in this case The Matrix. He also runs a course on The Joy of Creating Money!.

Interested in knowing how to break through the barriers of receiving Money? Find out what's keeping you from receiving the flow of infinite abundnce that is yours to have.

EoR is willing to suggest that Mr Douglas has clearly broken through those barriers. Though whether anyone in the world has an "infinite abundnce" of money is questionable. He also provides a less than helpful glossary including "The Clearing Statement":

"Right and Wrong, Good and Bad, POC and POD, all 9, shorts, boys and beyonds, A through F, ad infinitum"
This is the current "clearing" statement used in Access. This phrase unlocks and erases all the programs, agreements and judgments which keep you stuck throughout all of time and space.

Equine (Less) Breathing

Here's a new one on EoR: Equine Breathing. The "theory" behind this technique (you will note that there are no scientific studies referenced in relation to this technique, even though some quite amazing claims are made for it) is based on the Bohr Effect which relates oxygen transport by haemoglobin to pH levels. Lower pH results in oxygen being released more readily by haemoglobin (though other things also affect this response as well).

Equine Breathing is a variant of Buteyko Breathing.

Equine Breathing reduces the volume of air breathed which enables carbon dioxide levels to build back up. The more carbon dioxide is available the longer the cells can keep going on aerobic (oxygen based) respiration rather than having to switch to damaging and less efficient anaerobic respiration. Horses with better breathing (and therefore higher levels of carbon dioxide) will be able to maintain aerobic respiration for longer than horses with poor breathing (lower levels of carbon dioxide) during strenuous exercise and will therefore recover more quickly.

The fact that reducing the volume of air breathed also reduces the amount of oxygen intake is not addressed. Nonetheless, Equine Breathing is claimed to treat (seemingly on the basis of one case study):

arthritis, respiratory problems, sarcoids, mud fever or rain scald, behavioural problems such as wind sucking, anxiety or head shaking[,] receding gums, a hay allergy, difficulty keeping condition, high worm count[,] sarcoids, lameness, separation anxiety, attention deficit, phobias. It means that horse owners can heal their horses from even severe 'incurable' symptoms.

You can achieve all this with the "1N" method (that's technical talk for "one nostril"). Hold your hand over one of your horse's nostrils for five minutes, so he can only breath through the other nostril. Swap nostrils and block the second nostril for five minutes. Easy! Amazing! (A slightly longer, PDF, explanation is available here).

Equine Breathing has a direct and immediate physiological effect on the horse's body. Although gentle, 1N can have profound effects.

EoR wonders how this increases CO₂ levels in relation to O₂ levels, since the ratio of gases is not changed, only the volume of atmosphere.

This is, of course, just an attempt at hypoventilation:

Hypoventilation is breathing that is not adequate to meet the needs of the body (too shallow or too slow), or reduced lung function. Hypoventilation results in inadequate oxygenation of the blood due to a rise in the carbon dioxide level.

So, where are the studies that show blocking a horse's nostril increases CO₂ concentration in the blood (let alone has all the miraculous curative properties claimed for it)? How is this "better" breathing maintained when the nostril is not blocked? At what level is inadequate oxygenation a concern?

EoR would like answers to these questions before he even considers the effectiveness of this in treating sarcoids, mud fever (a bacterial skin infection), levels of worm infestations, attention deficit (EoR wasn't even aware there was an equine variant of ADHD) or phobias.

EoR also wonders why it's not called Equine Buteyko? Were there copyright reasons? "Equine Breathing" is too twee. All equines breathe. The promoter of this woo needs something catchy to sell it under. Something like "Enhanced Equine Breathing" or "Equine Quantum Breathing". EoR himself is developing a variant (and therefore much stronger, much gentler and much more effective since all renamed woo therapies are automatically better) called Quantum Enhanced Equine Respiration. So, if you want to QUEER your horse's breathing, give EoR a call (it's okay, the special enhanced woo waves can be sent without EoR attending). The magic healing breath of life will be sent as soon as EoR receives your credit card number.

Supping With The Devil

Sometimes the woo onslaught gets too much. Wouldn't it be nice just to get away for a while and enjoy a nice meal?

Looking for something different for a fun night out? Need some peace,clarity and guidance in your life? Have you thought about attending a Psychic Dinner and receiving three unique readings from three different Psychics. Anamchara Pathways Psychic Dinners are held at a variety of top quality restaurants around Perth offering you three courses of delicious food. On any given night there is Tarot, Palmistry, Psychometry, Astrology, Numerology, Crystal Readings, Clairvoyance, Angel Messages and Mediumship. [...] Throughout the year there are theme nights for Halloween, Samhein (the Southern Hemisphere Halloween), St. Patrick’s Day, April Fool’s Day etc.

Three unique readings? If they're all different, how do you tell which one is real?

Mind you, given the quality of the psychics available, EoR doubts that this is anything more than a comedy show. There's Chick who uses a set of Granny Jones Tarot Cards "to tune into a person to see who is wanting to come visiting!" An invaluable skill. There's Wendy who truthfully, but probably inadvertently, claims to be "studying the act of Traditional Healing". There's Dawn of the wild staring psychic eyes. There's Diane with her words of wisdom: "IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE". Very profound. Very deep. And there's Maggie-Rose who looks like the ghost of some mad murdering nun and who has "her own Psychic Hotline". EoR visualises spirits ringing her urgently at all hours of the night.

The April Fool's Day celebration must be a riot. And oh so appropriate.

Is Your TV Killing You?

SBS is looking for people willing to participate in a new "reality" TV progam, Is Your House Killing You?.

Put YOUR home under the microscope in our groundbreaking new science show ‘Is Your House Killing You?’ We're looking for ALL TYPES of houses and occupants to take part in this exciting new series on SBS. You are invited to take up the challenge to ‘detox’ your home. [...] Are you a cleaning freak or the opposite? Are you renovating or redecorating your house? Do you live in a rambling old quirky house? Are you expecting a baby and in a nesting frenzy? Does your bathroom have things growing in it? Have you recently bought new furniture? Do you suspect any kind of pest problem and/or have you been using pesticides? Do you spend a lot of time in the garage tinkering with cars? Do you have a mould or dampness problem? Are you a market gardener? Do you suffer from asthma or allergies? Do you have eczema or dermatitis or have a persistent cough? Do you live on a busy road? Then read on! Your house, garden or garage might be toxic! However great the challenge, our super brainy team will come up with a makeover plan to rid each home of their toxic time bombs. [...] If you, or someone you know would like to have their house detoxed, contact us immediately.

From the video promo, it appears one of the "super brainy" (and modest) supersleuths includes Dr Dingle, who certainly could not be accused of independence, given his own promotion of the subject. The vision of Dr Dingle in the promo reminds EoR of the health inspector from Fawlty Towers, ferretting around in the fridge.

Notice how the blurb slips so easily from "science" to "detox"?

Parkinson's Disease Cause Found - Disease Cured

EoR was recently listening to a radio talkback discussion on the stem cell debate when a gentleman described the case of his wife. Now 44, up until a year ago she had been playing A grade netball, but now had such severe Parkinson's Disease that even her husband had great difficulty understanding her speech. He then casually mentioned she was being treated by a naturopath and that she was "feeling better every day". He also stated this (unnamed) naturopath had himself had Parkinson's Disease and had been unable to walk until he cured himself and wrote a book about it.

This rather intrigued EoR (not least why the caller supported stem cell research while at the same time saying his wife was being cured by the naturopath).

While it is known that Parkinson's Disease is due to low levels of dopamine, until recently it was believed that the cause was unknown (a view supported by the Huntington Hospital, The National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, Neurology Channel, and Wikipedia). Even Holisticonline states that the exact cause is unknown.

Not according to John "Return to Stillness" Coleman, who would appear to be the groundbreaking miracle worker the caller referred to.

RECOVERY FROM PARKINSONS DISEASE

In 1995, John Coleman was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease by five practitioners (including three medical practitioners) . By August 1995, John had lost his power of speech. Suffering from Stage IV Parkinson's Disease and Multi-System Atrophy symptoms, he was unable to walk 5 metres without assistance, and took an hour and a half to get dressed. Severely dissatisfied with western medical treatment and prognosis, John decided to pursue other methods. With the aid of Homeopathy, Aqua Hydration Therapy, Bowen Therapy, Craniosacral Therapy, Flower Essences, Counselling, Meditation and Spiritual Development, John was completely symptom free by April 1998.

Strangely, John's own detailed story (yes, he calls it a "story") doesn't actually mention any diagnosis of Stage IV Parkinsons's Disease. The closest he gets is a neurologist who thought he might have the disease:

He said that he believed that I had Parkinson’s disease and was developing Multi System Atrophy. He thought I required some "Parkinson’s disease treatment" but wanted a second opinion first.

The two other neurologists he saw diagnosed "stress".

John refused drug treatment (which may explain the "stress", since he appears to have been working in a conventional medical centre - possibly in a nursing capacity though he's rather vague about this), preferring instead an absolute cornucopeia of alternative treatments. There doesn't seem to be anything he hasn't used (so identifying the source of his "cure", if such it is, is almost impossible): homeopathics, cranial sacral therapy, bowen therapy, flower essences, "natural" diet, meditation, grape seed extract, spiritualist religion, herbal medicine, counselling, psychiatry, massage, exercise, Aqua Formula, a clairvoyant Reiki Body Light Worker, and the catch-all "other". Even John himself has no idea what effected the miracle (which hasn't stopped him writing a "research paper" - apparently unpublished).

Why did I recover when so many had tried and failed before me? Was it the Aquas that took a little while before their full benefit became apparent? Was it the accumulation of many therapies that just happened to coincide at that time? I am not sure. I am certain that the whole of my journey is important and it is almost impossible to separate the effect of each therapy/experience from the whole.

In passing, EoR was concerned to see that John was also a victim of that rarest of rare adverse outcomes: a homeopathic overdose! Yes, dear reader, alternative therapies are not totally harmless, and can have devastating side effects!

When taken to excess, homeopathic formulas, like the Aquas, can create or aggravate the symptoms they are intended to cure. In my enthusiasm, I overdosed and exacerbated many of the Parkinsonian symptoms I was trying to eradicate.

Or it might also be possible that the symptoms of the undiagnosed complaint (well, diagnosed as stress, but John wasn't happy with this) came and went with little correlation to all the magics applied to them (other than a conceivable reduction in stress).

Like all unproven and doubtful "cures", John provides testimonials. There's RN ("While he still has much work to do, there is little doubt of his recovery in due time"). The case of CR demonstrates John's lack of insight:

In May 2000, CR was diagnosed with Prostate cancer at a severity of "4/10". His PSA reading was 8. His doctor prescribed Zolodex 10.8 implants each 3 months as palliative treatment in the hope that this drug may slow the progress of the cancer. At RETURN TO STILLNESS, we commenced herbal treatment of his immune system with a mix of Saw Palmetto, Red Clover, Couch Grass, Horsetail and Echinacea. The Zolodex caused several episodes of nausea and vomiting which were distressing, and CR became more fatigued, often sleeping after lunch. By November 2000, CR's prostate cancer was in remission and his PSA at 0.2. A remarkable turn around which can only be attributed to the immune herbs.

Just possibly, might it not also be due to the Zolodex? Might it have been a spontaneous remission due to neither the drugs or the herbal drugs? Might the prostate cancer have been a misdiagnosis?

What strikes EoR about these testimonials is that the clients are all "progressing" towards wellness, and have not yet "fully" recovered from Parkinson's Disease. John makes much of reducing or eliminating client's medication but there's no clear correlation between his woo and any changes in medication. Neurologists frequently have to change medication (type and levels) for Parkinson's Disease patients to achieve maximum effect with minimum side effects. It doesn't mean John's magic was responsible.

EoR's favourite case history is the final one, for kJ [sic]. While other woo practitioners use unbelievable tales of miracle cures, kJ is a salutary warning to follow John's regimen to the letter for ever or Suffer The Consequences.

Just before Christmas 1999, KJ's wife telephoned to say they were discontinuing the programme. They could not "see any difference after a year". While I respect the right of anybody to make decisions about their health care, I felt sad that their failure to keep notes during the past year had stopped them seeing the great progress kJ had made. I have no doubt that, had they persisted for another year or two, kJ would have made remarkable progress and, perhaps become symptom free.

Or perhaps they would have wasted another two year's worth of time and money, not to mention the emotional devastation of being promised a miracle cure that was no such thing.

John will provide comfort and hope for you without you even attending his office. For only $A80 you can consult via email.

Mea Culpa

A few comments made in the last day or so were accidentally deleted while throwing out the spam. EoR has restored these comments to the best of his ability.

There. Skeptics do admit when they've made a mistake.

47th Skeptics' Circle

Shazow! Ka-Bam! Yes, it's skeptics wearing underpants on the outside of their clothes.

Good Voices, Bad Voices

Hearing voices is a common sign of mental illness (particularly schizophrenia). So what do you do with someone who hears voices and professes to be a "psychic"? Are they really in touch with spiritual entities, or are they insane (or, of course, liars)? Well, apparently it's easy to decide. Here's Angel-Voice-Hearing Doreen Virtue:

Kerry Stewart: So how do the angels actually talk to you?

Doreen Virtue: Well they talk to all of us, is the thing. And to me, they talk as a voice in my right ear, which is ironic, because as a former psychologist, I was taught that if you hear a voice, it's a sign of insanity. But now as psychologists are becoming more open minded, and saying that: Look, if you hear a voice that is encouraging and loving and motivational, that this is a true divine voice. But the voices that are paranoid, those would be classified as hallucinations, and the angels always speak positively and motivationally.

EoR is pleased to know that psychologists have now scientifically accepted (and presumably proven) the existence of "divine voices". Unfortunately, he missed just which scientific journal that breakthrough was published in. Just as Doreen missed mentioning any actual names of psychologists.

So: hallucinatory voices bad; divine voices good.

Spiritually Misguided Lunacy

The MindBodyWallet Festival is coming to Perth, with this year's theme seeming to be animal-woo. EoR is particularly fascinated by Gary Douglas who not only teaches "Money Isn't the Problem - You Are" and "Beyond Orgasm, What else is possible?", but is also presenting Conscious Horse, Conscious Rider which is described as

It is sort of like Horse Whisperer meets What the Bleep, meets Dr. Doolittle, meets Charmed. This workshop is an invitation to step outside of this reality, start to communicate with the animals, and start to see what else is possible. Some of the information presented will contradict all of your ideas about the way things should be. It will challenge everything you have ever learned about animals (and perhaps about yourself), as well as challenge everything you've ever read about them, and everything you've been told by the so-called 'experts'

Strangely, Mr Douglas also admits that the voices in his head tell him

FADS: Don't buy the latest fad as to what will finally change me. I don't need to be changed as much as I need to be listened to.

Luckily, the whole event is based on "science" and the "latest evidence". That would explain the loony presenting separate sessions on urine therapy, dowsing, and the "science" of happyology. EoR would be more interested if he was showing them off all at once.

EoR is most fascinated, however, by Gene Shafer's Spiritually Guided Surgery.

Spiritually Guided Surgery is a holistic form of healing that works on bringing the body into balance. Spiritually Guided Surgery can best be summed up as: Healing from Spirit, through Spirit, to Spirit. Unlike other modalities of healing, where energy is generally transferred through the practitioner to the client, Spiritually Guided Surgery involves surgery in the 5th auric level, which is commonly called the Etheric Template. The Etheric Template then becomes the Etheric Aura, which in turn becomes the physical body. We recommend at least two sessions 1 to 2 weeks apart; you will feel the remarkable difference in your health and in your energy. Please use Spiritually Guided Surgery in conjunction with medical doctors. We do not advise anyone to stop seeing their doctor or stop taking their medication. The benefits of Spiritually Guided Surgery may or may not be immediate and perhaps not what the patient might expect.

So, that's all clear then, isn't it? It operates in some mystic, undetectable realm. It may change things, it may not. Don't give up the real medicine, though.

This is a unique form of healing done by Spirit Surgeons working directly on your Etheric Template. [...] At the heart of this process are the Spirit entities. They are beings that are very interested in helping the human race at this time. Many are seeking to be able to help their Host humans as well as other humans through the Spiritually Guided Surgery Practitioner.

This is not, however, vague waffly woo. Oh, no, not in the least. Remember, the MindBodyWallet Festival is about science, and the Spiritually Guided Surgeons are constantly researching and updating their techniques to take into account the lastest scientific developments on the fifth auric level. Their findings are probably even published in the Journal of Etheric Medicine, detailing the latest double-blind, spirit-controlled studies.

This modality is constantly evolving. The Spiritually Guided Surgeons themselves are continually learning how to improve their techniques. Sometimes the Practitioner 'sees' what appears to be lasers, grinding tools, colour energy, polishers or tools that actually smooth the nerves and other mysterious stuff that we don't have an understanding of at this time. The Spirit Surgeons use no anesthetic of any kind yet there is no pain and no blood loss. Since they are working at the fifth auric level, they can do many more operations in one tenth of the time that our medical doctors do. [...] This modality has been highly evolving over the last two years. At the beginning the Practitioner was told to touch the client. Now two years on, the best healing occurs when the Practitioner touches hardly at all. We have been guided by the Spirit Surgeons to 'touch' the body in 3 places to enhance the healing by guiding the client to open to receive.

EoR wonders if the magic three places are the wallet, the chequebook and the credit card?

Like all the best (scientifically-based) woo healers, you don't even need to come to his surgery. He'll tell his ghost doctors where you are and send them off to operate on their own.

While his own website is rather wishy-washy about the Spiritual Surgeons' capabilities (it's the usual healing on the etheric level, he doesn't do the healing you do (but only if you truly want to) sort of stuff) claims he makes elsewhere are not so reticent (EoR's emphasis):

The Spirit Surgeons can perform actual operations as would normally be performed in a hospital. [...] The Spirit Surgeons can improve the balance of the Body by helping to bring organs, bones, joints to equilibrium. For instance a person with any of the following ailments, Thyroid problems, Cancers, Arthritis Aching joints, Migraines, low back pain, Knee pain can all get some to total relief.

So, as Gene says, there's no pain, no anaesthetic, no blood loss, no recovery time, and instant results, why wouldn't you use it? Particularly when the operations are exactly the same as real operations. He even gets rid of cancers instantaneously, while at the same time "rebalancing" your organs (EoR presumes he means something like moving the heart to the centre of the body so it's bilaterally balanced).

Mr Shafer: EoR would like to let you know about a million dollars which you can get for a couple of minutes of spiritual surgery work. Again, EoR calls on the assistance of all the clairvoyants reading this blog to psychically predict the likelihood of that happening.

Sheldrake's Morphic Resonance Fails - Experiment At Fault

Rupert Sheldrake demonstrated again his cutting edge use of Occam's Razor and his piercing understanding of science in an experiment of his wacky wayout theory for a television program in the UK.

[Sheldrake] believes that there is a memory in nature with which animals resonate and which produces, in effect, an invisible elastic band that stretches through the cosmos between the pigeons and their lofts.

For the purposes of the television show, Rupert's "theory" was put up against other ideas about pigeon navigation, such as magnetism, smell and landmark identification. Rupert's pigeons, which had a morphically resonant elastic band connection to their loft, failed to find it when it was towed out to sea.

Like any good scientist, in the face of the failure of his "theory", rather than reassess the "theory" or its assumptions he instead came up with a list of excuses.

Pigeons don't home much in November, which was when the filming had to take place.

They may not home "much" in November, but apparently not at all when psychic powers are required.

They don't fly in storms like the one experienced on the day of filming.

Which may be the only legitimate concern. EoR wonders how the pigeons in the other tests fared.

The birds had no experience of flying over the open sea and there was no time to train them.

Train them? If they're sufficiently trained to fly out to sea, how does that prove psychic powers?

Rupert also demonstrated his post-facto psychic powers:

Sheldrake says he agreed to it happening because it was "then or never", but he put on record beforehand how he didn't think the birds stood a chance. "They filmed me saying this," he adds, "but of course left it out of the film."

What's the point of having a testable "theory" when you don't believe an experiment will be capable of proving it? "You see! I said it wouldn't work! I was right all along! Bwahahahaha!!!".

The Dore Method: Repeat The Advertising Ad Nauseum

Here's an interesting conjunction: Dore (a miracle cure in the sense that it's a miracle if it's real) was featured in two forums this last week.

First, the home of diet-fads and dole-bludger-chasing, Today Tonight on commercial television:

Amelia's transformation, along with thousands of others around the world, has been achieved through the ground-breaking drug-free treatment known as the Dore Program. It's now being hailed as a cure not just for dyslexia but other debilitating neurological conditions like ADD, ADHD, Dyspraxia and Asperger's sydrome.

There are no lies here, just a heap of disingenuous weasel words. The transformation happened "through" the program, not necessarily because of it. The program is being hailed (loudly and widely) as the complete neurological miracle; it's just that all the hailing is by the promoters.

Wynford Dore says he's not in it for the money.

EoR ROTFL. Saint Wynford could, of course, provide his program for free if that was the case. Would any clairvoyants reading this blog like to make a prediction of how likely that would be?

Meanwhile, Dore is making another commercial push in the UK, as featured at Bad Science though, from EoR's reading, this isn't so much bad science as absolutely no science.

Still, the suckers will come, empty their bank accounts and, regardless of the nonsensical exercises, some will improve and attribute that improvement to Dore. And so the scam continues.

CranioSacral Therapy: Healing By Inappropriate Touch

Here's a picture of John Upledger, one of the main pushers of craniosacral therapy, performing his woo. Remember, craniosacral therapy posits a twisted telephone cord connecting the skull to the sacrum. All illhealth is caused by this, but it can be cured by "subtle" manipulation of the cranial bones (and less than subtle manipulation of the wallet).

Mr Upledger seems to be having some difficulty locating the patient's cranium...



This is not an aberration, but appears to be a standard craniosacral technique (note the craniosacral image in the lefthand sidebar).

Anthony Grzelka - Dadaist

Perth's only real true Psychic Spiritual Medium, Anthony Grzelka, (the others, of course, even though they sound exactly the same as Mr Grzelka, are fakes and are only after your money) slummed it a bit this week and appeared on the local radio to give "readings" (he's so busy scamming the money he won't be back for another show until February). EoR would go through the usual list of hits and misses but there's nothing new or outstanding there, though he did particularly enjoy the believer who was forced to blatantly provide a heap of information before Anthony of the Spirits would attempt to "channel" anything.

Caller: Is there anything that you see about my son?
Mr G: Your son? What's his first name please?
Caller: Brendan.
Mr G: Brendan. Brendan. You know, the only feeling I'm getting here - how old's Brendan now?
Caller: Thirteen.
Mr G: You know, I know this is going to sound really strange... Does he want to be a policeman?
Caller: Um, no. More into computers and a tennis star, I think. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.

In between guffawing at the performance, however, EoR got to wondering what life was like in the Grzelka household...

For example, does Mr Grzelka get embarrassed on the toilet, with all those countless passed-on presences watching him and whispering messages?

And what is "life" like in the afterlife?

Spirit 1: E.

Spirit 2: A?

Spirit 1: [Moving object in the room around] Tom. No, Ted. No, Tom. Um, Alice?

Spirit 2: I might scare someone tonight by manifesting through their poodle.

Spirit 1: I see an operation.

Spirit 2: [Switching lights off and on] Butterflies.

Spirit 1: Something in the upper chest.

Spirit 2: Woof! Woof!

Dada at its best.

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Past Grzelka:
Anthony Grzelka Flogs A Dead Dog
Psi Power - Dedicated to Anthony Grzelka
Grzelka Witticisms
Grzelka: Psychics Real, Skeptics Cynics
Talking to the Dead
Scams from Beyond

The Second Coming

From the latest issue of hoofbeats, the equine woo humour magazine.

Monty Roberts Returns

"According to industry sources, this year's clinic was to be the next step up from the Join Up methods demonstrated in 2004 to a capacity audience. Yet, although the display was again entertaining and informative, it was mostly a repeat of the last one.

When you're on a good thing... Or, there's a sucker born every minute... Woo and natural horsemanship^®™ go together like a, well, a horse and carriage. While Pat's big, Monty's definitely the poster boy in the natural horsemanship groupie world. So it was with great joy, anticipation and adulation that his Second Coming to Perth was awaited.... Only to be sold the same old same old.

Plenty of interest was generated in the sale of Monty's merchandise - the lines of buyers and those wanting autographs winding the entire width and length of the arena.

There's also a photo of Monty holding an unnamed baby. Presumably it's a bit like the Pope - maybe somebody hopes a bit of Monty's sainthood will rub off on the little infant. Or, there's a sucker born every minute...

He recently worked with RSPCA in Queensland and the Aboriginal community of Palm Island (off the coast of Townsville) to reeducate [sic] them on the treatment of their horses. A documentary showing the communities [sic] progression from ignorance and cruelty to kindness and learning is to be aired on the ABC - a DVD also being available at the clinic.

Thank heaven for the Big White Bwana who's shown those ignorant darkies a More Civilised Way. EoR is fascinated by the way these supposedly enlightened, newage types, are showing all the symptoms of the worst sort of colonialist racist attitudes that existed in the nineteenth century. It seems they urgently need their chakras realigned with a few homeopathic drops.

It may sound trite, but the teachings of Monty Roberts do give empowerment to those willing to listen - his aim being to remove violence from the lives of both horses and people. But, as he told the audience at his Perth clinic,
he needs everyone's help to do it.

Yes, it is trite. Also, anything claiming "empowerment" is automatically suspect.

Why doesn't Monty go to Iraq/Palestine/Chechnya/Sri Lanka/Aceh etc, and solve the violence problems there?

Truth In Advertising 2

If you sell a love potion, you better make damn sure it works.

Truth In Advertising 1

The Woo-Woo Tarot.

Equine Cranialsacral Therapy 2

Equine Craniosacral Devotees are really big on solving the terrible issue of Temporomandibular Dysfunction, or TMD. Luckily, pioneer Maureen Rogers has provided an article on this malady, though most Equine Craniosacral Woo Sites go on at length about it.

When these bones are misaligned and not articulating properly and the surrounding tissue of the TMJ is stressed, the TMJ Mechanism is out of balance and cannot function optimally. This condition is known as Temporomandibular Dysfunction, or TMD.

We all know how distressing it is for any altie practitioner to find anything out of balance.

TMD affects overall health. Indicators of a TMD condition include popping and clicking in the joint area, headaches, bite misalignment, and gritting of the teeth. If the condition is left untreated, the cartilage that makes up the articular disc that allows the mandible to move will be worn down and damaged. In severe cases of TMD, the precious cartilage is completely worn away. The condition known as TMD occurs in all horses regardless of discipline. Horses exhibit signs of possible TMD discomfort in several different ways. TMD goes hand-in-hand with the misalignment of the upper and lower incisors and/ or any imbalances that may appear in the wear of the teeth, such as hooks or waves, and each perpetuates the other.

TMD shows up in many different shapes and sizes and cases differ in levels of severity. Horses with TMD will clearly show low levels of performance, improper gaits, uneven wear of the teeth, possible head shaking, signs of headaches, cribbing and/or various behavior problems. In some cases, even a slight retrusion in the lower jaw can be seen - the lower incisors of the mandible come behind the upper incisors of the maxilla. Any horse that has TMD will have some level of difficulty in performance. [...] Other indicators of possible TMD and/or dental problems may be ear sensitivity, head tossing, difficulty taking the bit in the mouth, leaning on the bit, difficulty with specific leads or gaits, difficulty flexing at the poll, signs of headaches, head shyness, and/ or sensitivity to any touch in the jaw area.

In other words, TMD can cause almost any signs and conditions. Every horse is sure to have it to a lesser or greater extent. Probably greater. You can, however, check your own horse for this devastating condition.

A way to check to see if your horse has any form of TMD is to look at how your horse’s incisors align. The upper six incisors should align with the lower set, directly in the middle. If you see a pull to one side or the other, it is likely that your horse has some discomfort with its TMJ Mechanism. Even though the teeth may align, the muscles that make up the TMJ may still be tight, causing discomfort.

Which seems a rather pointless test if you horse can have the condition whether his teeth align or not. Like subluxations for chiropracters, TMD is a condition that every horse (by the altie explanation of the dis-ease) will have (and, of course, CranioSacral Therapy can cure it, just as chiropractic manipulation can cure subluxations). Ms Rogers provides various images of misaligned horse teeth indicative of TMD, but EoR has doubts about these. Any horse having its mouth held open by pulling its lips apart will resist this action. Such resistance can include twisting the head and jaw from side to side. Still images, as Ms Rogers uses, are inconclusive in establishing any misalignment of teeth (which, if established, may or may not relate to TMD).

Dentistry alone cannot fix this problem:

The soft tissue must be addressed and treated, as well as the energy patterns holding the TMJ in a "dysfunctional pattern". Depending on the length of time the condition has existed, it may have worked its way through the entire body, causing the horse to compensate in his work, thus unbalancing him and inhibiting his performance and athletic abilities.

TMD is a real condition (at least, in humans):

This condition is sometimes called facial arthromyalgia but many other names are used. In some cases the joint itself is causing problems, in others, it is the muscles. The pain is in the form of a dull ache that affects the jaw and muscles in the side of the face near the ear. It may also cause clicking of the jaw and difficulty in opening the mouth because of spasm in the jaw muscles. The pain may extend over the side of the head and down into the neck. Often pain may be felt in the ear, where there may also be a sense of fullness or buzzing. It may sometimes be accompanied by dizziness. The cause of this pain is unknown, although for some the problem is a product of disease in the jaw joint. It can also occur when the teeth do not align properly. This can happen when teeth have been lost or if dentures do not fit well. Treatment will therefore begin with a careful assessment by a dental specialist. It is important not to have any treatment that is irreversible as the condition clears up in most cases within two to three years.

In humans, you're better off seeing an otolaryngologist.

If the doctor diagnoses your case early, it will probably respond to these simple, self-remedies:

• Rest the muscles and joints by eating soft foods.


• Do not chew gum.


• Avoid clenching or tensing.


• Relax muscles with moist heat

Craniosacral woos are not the only people who believe they have a god-given gift to resolve TMD (EoR also enjoyed this man's assertion that he could have cured Beethoven's deafness):

Generally speaking, providing that the condition has been correctly diagnosed, a doctor or specialist is the last person able to carry out correct treatment. Because very few have been trained and achieved experience in the technicalities of mechanically sorting out the problem and resulting ramifications. By correct treatment I mean actually correcting the subluxed (twisted) joint, and furthermore tracing and correcting any other factors due to compensations arising as a result of the TMJ condition.

EoR was unable to locate any reference to TMD or facial arthromyalgia in his veterinary reference books in relation to horses (though there's a lot of altie sites on the net promoting it). He did find a case study of Temporomandibular Septic Arthritis in a Horse, though this was resolved with antibiotics, general anaesthetic and a bone saw as opposed to very light hand touches. The discussion in this paper states:

Temporomandibular pain and dysfunction are common in human beings but relatively rare in animals. Horses are no exception, in part due to the stability rendered by the equine tight temporomandibular joint capsule, fibrous lateral and elastic caudal ligaments, and overlying musculature. Reports of temporomandibular joint abnormalities in the horse are mainly focused on traumatic subluxation either with or without an associated fracture of the vertical mandibular ramus, however a few case reports of septic temporomandibular arthritis do exist.

While undoubtedly some horses have problems with the TMJ joint, and quite a few horses have less than perfectly aligned teeth (as well as legs - why not blame the problems on those instead?), it appears TMD is being overpromoted by these woo therapists without any proper diagnosis (of course, no good altie therapist bothers with a diagnosis anyway), a whole dose of worrying information for the owner about various possibilities that may or may not exist, and then applying a disproven, impossible "rebalancing" in exchange for money.