Sunday, November 12, 2006

Supping With The Devil

Sometimes the woo onslaught gets too much. Wouldn't it be nice just to get away for a while and enjoy a nice meal?

Looking for something different for a fun night out? Need some peace,clarity and guidance in your life? Have you thought about attending a Psychic Dinner and receiving three unique readings from three different Psychics. Anamchara Pathways Psychic Dinners are held at a variety of top quality restaurants around Perth offering you three courses of delicious food. On any given night there is Tarot, Palmistry, Psychometry, Astrology, Numerology, Crystal Readings, Clairvoyance, Angel Messages and Mediumship. [...] Throughout the year there are theme nights for Halloween, Samhein (the Southern Hemisphere Halloween), St. Patrick’s Day, April Fool’s Day etc.

Three unique readings? If they're all different, how do you tell which one is real?

Mind you, given the quality of the psychics available, EoR doubts that this is anything more than a comedy show. There's Chick who uses a set of Granny Jones Tarot Cards "to tune into a person to see who is wanting to come visiting!" An invaluable skill. There's Wendy who truthfully, but probably inadvertently, claims to be "studying the act of Traditional Healing". There's Dawn of the wild staring psychic eyes. There's Diane with her words of wisdom: "IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE". Very profound. Very deep. And there's Maggie-Rose who looks like the ghost of some mad murdering nun and who has "her own Psychic Hotline". EoR visualises spirits ringing her urgently at all hours of the night.

The April Fool's Day celebration must be a riot. And oh so appropriate.

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