Every good quack store has to have some sort of water-improving device. When it looks just like a credit card, that just means it's modern! And when it sells for $AU101.75 that just means it's super-effective! Yes, it's the BIOPRO Smart Card.
Your Portable Beverage Booster
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TASTE THE ENERGY!
Coffee? ...Taste the difference!
Juice? ... Boost the flavors!
Water? ...Experience the Glaciers!
Wine? ...Delivers ultra-smooth flavor!
Gift Card? ...Give the gift of energy, taste & wellness!
"Experience the glaciers"? Why don't we stick a couple of these at the poles. They could solve global warming in an instant.
Then there's the bog standard woo EMF blocking machine. Such as the Universal Harmonisation Chips. Only $AU123.20 for two.
This revolutionary chip offers the most advanced, dual action technology to address stress where you live, work and play. Its universal application means the same chip can be applied on all your electronic tech-gadgets (wired or wireless), household appliances, etc. - all of which emit various levels of electromagnetic fields (EMF) or electromagnetic radiation (EMR).
For a good laugh, consider the FAQ, or the Product Instruction Booklet.
Q. Will the BIOPRO Universal Chips interfere with the efficacy of my electronic devices?
A. No. The BIOPRO Universal Chip will NOT interfere or impede the efficacy of your devices that you place the chips on.
So, it's an EMF blocking device that doesn't block any EMF, leaving your devices functioning in exactly the same way as they would without spending $123.20? That's handy. Also, if it really did what it said on the box, sticking it on a television would mean you couldn't see any picture (nor, presumably, would the television be able to receive any signal) since outgoing and incoming EMF would be blocked. Which these doodads do not do, since they are quackery pure and simple.