Don't Tell Anyone About This...

Via the Campus Crusade for Chthulhu and the Universal Conspiracy Against Everything comes this handy little reckoner to conspiracy theorists and other assorted nonconformists throughout history (anti-vaxxers were missing, but EoR has remedied that):

                   The Devil
                      |
        |---Cain------|---------------------Indo-Europeans
        |             |                                |
      Arabs         Biblical Giants-------Hittites-----|
        |             |                      |         |
        |  Babylonian Mystery Religion       |         |
        |  |   |      |          |           |         |
        |  |   |      |          |           |       Pagans
        |  |---|---Merovingians  |--------Hindus       |
        |  |   |      |       |  |           |         |
        |  The Protocols of the Elders of Zion      Barney
 |------|  |   |      |       |  |           |         |
 |      |  |   |      |       |  |    The Yellow Peril |
 |      | The Illuminatti--|  |  |           |         |      
 |      |  |   |      |    |--|--|-Santa Claus-------Elves
 |--|---|-The Ismailians---|  |  |           |         |
 |  |      |   |      |       |  |           |         |
 |  |      |---|-Rosicrucians-|--|---------Elvis    Satanism
 |  |      |   |      |       |  |    |----| |         |
 | Shriners|   |---Catholics  |  |    |      |         |
 |  |      |   |      |      Easter   |    Space      The
 |  |---Masons |   Cathars   Bunny    |    Aliens-----Pope
 |      |      |      |       |  |    |      |         |
 |      |----Templars---------|  |    |    Rock        |
 |      |     ||   |  |         The   |-----and     Proctor
 |    Mormons ||   Carbonari   Media     |-Roll       and
 |      |     ||      |          |       |   |      Gamble Inc.
 |      |     ||   Protestants   |       |   |         |
 |      |     ||      |          |       |  Evolutionists------Science
 |      | |---The Hell-Fire Club |       |   |         |           |
 |      | |    |      |       Theosophy---Free Love--Golden Dawn   |
 |  YWCA/YMCA  |    Country      |           |           |        Mad
 |      |      |     Music      EST        Hippies     Smurfs  Scientists
Turks   |      |      |          |           |           |         |
 |      |    Promise Keepers Skull & Bones   |           |     Sluggy.com                                                     
 |      |      |      |          |           |           |         |
 |      ||--The World Bank    Foreigners     |       Scientology   | 
 |      ||     |      |          |        Hari           |     |   |
 |  The UN-----Communists      Fascists    Krishnas      |     | Computer
 |      |      |      |          |           |           |     |  Nerds
 |  The Military/Industrial    GM/Ford      TM   |-----Thelema |   |
 |      |   Complex   |          |           |   |       |     | Blogs
 |      |      |      |   Crown of England  UFOs |       |     |   |
 | Eastern Liberal Establishment |           |   | Your Great-Aunt Tillie
 |      |      |      |      Republicans     |   |       |     |   |
 |      | Janet Reno  |          |         Internet  Role Playing Games
 |      |      |      |     Rush Limbaugh    |   |       |     |   |
 | The Medical Establishment     |      Science Fiction--|-----|--Cthulhu
 |      |      |      |         EEC          |   |       |         |
 | The Pyschiatric Establishment |           |   |   Women's Lib   |
 |      |      |      |          |           Gurus       |         |
 |     Homosexuals    |       Nazi Pagans    |   |  |--Atheists----|
 |      |      |   Identity----| |--------New Agers-|    |         |
 |----NAACP    |   Movement      |        |  |  |   |-Abortionists |
Black   |      |             Bar coding   |Anti-|        |  Computer Porn
Muslims |   California           |        |Vaxxers  |      Criminals---|
       NEA---Liberals---Ecologists--Yuppies  |Neo-Pagans |
        |      |                 |           |  |    |   |
      Moonies  |--Animal Rights--|----------Wicca-----Renaissance
        |      |                 |                      Faires
     New World Order     Anybody not in your sect
           |                     |
           |----------THE BEAST 666 ARMAGEDDON
                      (When your sect goes to Heaven,
                      and all the rest of them go to
                      Hell.  Nyahh! Nyahh!)