Nova has some wonderful advertisements, ranging from flushing your bottom with colonic cleansing to flushing your brain with various 'Secrets', as well as Tantric 'Sex Coaching' (nudge nudge wink wink). EoR considered giving the Nova Advertisement of the Month award to Maria, the "Compassionate Clairvoyant" (as opposed, presumably, to the Callous Clairvoyants) but finally couldn't go past Richard's effort since it embodies the whole basis of the newage movement:
UNCONSCIOUS MANIFESTING WORKSHOP. Increase your ability to manifest greater joy and abundance automatically by increasing consciousness. Banks Pavilion, Mt Lawley. $150 cash. Ring Richard 0407 XXX XXX
Increase your abundance by giving it away (in a suspiciously black economy manner).