Thursday, October 26, 2006

Quantum Energy Money Machine

Perth may be the most remote city in the world, but it's on the frontline of medical technology advances. Recently, there's been the e-sell, and now along comes the SCIO.

Many people live with subtle imbalances due to the electro-physiologic nature of our bodies. At Quantum Energy Wellness, these subtle energies are balanced allowing the body to heal itself. Barriers to health are overcome with the help of this extraordinary SCIO biofeedback device.


This magic machine must be more powerful than the e-sell. After all, it's got the woo cornerstone word "quantum" in it. And it's all pure science. Well, pure scientific gibberish.

SCIO stands for Scientific Consciousness Interface Operation system. Scio is derived from the Latin = I know. The SCIO is a sophisticated and profound energetic medicine system, derived from the SCIO [Quantum Xrroid Consciousness Interface]. It incorporates electro-dermal screening, stress testing and biofeedback. It is a computerized system that both tests and balances the body at the subtle energy level. It integrates the sciences of mathematics, quantum physics, fractal dynamics, subspace theory, electronics, and computer programming. The therapies include the following modalities: naturopathy, homeopathy, acupuncture, chiropractic, energetic medicine, psychology, aromatherapy, reflexology, colour therapy, Neuro- Linguistic Programming, biofeedback and Rife Resonator. It also incorporates knowledge of metaphysical subjects to bring a unique synergistic perspective to natural healing.


"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it"!

It gets even better (and EoR is only giving the really really condensed abridged version of this surreal explanation).

The SCIO measures the unconscious of the patient, and provides an interface between the conscious and unconscious minds. The unconscious monitors the total complexity of current and past life experience. Since the conscious mind is aware of only a tiny fraction of this totality of exposure, it is therefore not a reliable source of information of life or disease. The device gathers bio-energetic data from the body via fifty-five parameters simultaneously. This happens at biological speed, which is 1/100th second for each stimulus. This means that thousands of items can be screened for reaction from the body in a few minutes. Imbalances at the energetic or subtle energy level can be an early warning system regarding health status. If imbalances go uncorrected, eventually physical symptoms will erupt, and health problems and disease develop. As well as being an early system of prevention, keeping the subtle energies balanced helps to restore physical energy.


"Biological speed"! That sounds really impressive, even if it is totally meaningless (like the rest of the explanation).

In addition the SCIO has the capability to transmit approximately 50 different corrective energies to help the body establish energetic balance for health and well being. This includes locating and unblocking the flow of energy, zapping pathogens, biofeedback, stimulating repair processes, stimulating detoxification, desensitising allergies, reducing stress, balancing emotions, balancing chakras and more.


Nonetheless,

The SCIO is a sophisticated, biofeedback system, which is designed for stress detection and stress reduction. It does NOT diagnose any clinical diseases.


Right. So, regardless of the amazing quantum biological speed of assessing past life diseases and rebalancing pathogenic chakra allergies, it only works on stress? This seems to be the only overt (and still fairly well hidden) disclaimer on the site. Elsewhere, amazing claims are made.

Biofeedback and energetic healing have been shown to improve a variety of conditions including: depression, anxiety and fear, ADHD, autism, constipation, diabetes, breast cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, arthritis and much more.


No. They haven't been shown to have any such effect, except perhaps in the credulous mind of those who rely solely on testimonials.

Each page seems to have a different explanation of how the miracle machine "works" (perhaps they're hoping people will be so numbed by this nonsense they'll eventually believe one of the quack marketing claims?).

The SCIO scans the body and assists in detailed assessment, helping to correct the body via homeopathic bio-resonance and auto frequencies.


If you believe this hype, you don't even need to come to the woomeister for your regular ongoing treatments:

Being able to scan and treat an individual from anywhere in the world is one of the most unfathomable ideas imaginable proposed by Dr. William Nelson. But time after time, it has been shown to work with great accuracy. When an individual is born, they have a very specific energy about them which makes them truly distinct in the quantum world. By having the person's full name, date of birth, and place of birth, distant therapy can begin. This amazing technology allows the SCIO to find an individual anywhere in the quantum world. Similar to dialing up a friend on a mobile phone, subspace allows you to dial into any individual at any time, with their permission.


It's quantum astrology!

It must work. They've got the most impeccable of references. Yes, they've seen a copy of What the bleep do we know?. EoR's seen Star Wars, but it doesn't mean it's all true.

How much would you expect to pay to have your health revolutionised by this gift from god? $A250 per treatment (or make a bulk booking of 10 sessions for only $A2100). That's one of the most expensive prices EoR's seen to have a nice little lie down for two hours that EoR's seen since, well, the last such ripoff.

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