Sunday, June 25, 2006

Get Rich Quick With Woo

EoR is delighted to find Money Reiki which blends the best of both worlds (not science and alternative therapies, but rather alternative therapies and money - which always seem to go together so naturally). Among other benefits of this scam are:

When you are attuned to the Spiritual Energy of Money, you become part of a movement to increase the vibration of money around the world to one that is more generous, cooperative, and egalitarian. You become more capable of manifesting money in your life.

EoR has always wondered why the money in his wallet is not vibrating. Perhaps this is the reason. He's also sure if he'd thought of the scheme he'd be the one manifesting money in his life.

The level one course ($27) will teach such invaluable skills as

how to use Money Reiki energies, including performing treatments, giving financial blessings, and creating a money magnet

EoR imagines a fridge magnet with small change stuck all over it. The level two course is also $27, but the level three (Grand Master) course is $54 because

At this level, you receive a powerful attunement to rewire your energy system to become a "money magnet." Money Reiki Level III is priced at twice the other courses not because of the information, but because the attunement process takes a LOT longer

EoR imagines he will now be walking around with small change stuck all over him.

You can test this magic for yourself at the Money Reiki Healing Page where, with the magic vibrations you will increase your finances, as long as you remember the golden rule:

You must also take action to better handle your personal finances in addition to working with the energy to get the full benefit.

So, if you organise your finances better they will improve. But wouldn't this happen without the magic incantations? Or is it the point of all that "working with energy" that means you'll be too busy to actually go out and spend your money?

Since the site also links directly to such stuff as The Original and Only Science of Getting Rich Network! [sic] EoR wonders how this is any different from those scams that promise wealth, love and success in exchange for a donation for various lucky "charms"? Except you don't get the charm with this one.


  1. I like this mode of reiki. It ignores all the phoney healing and cuts to the chase.

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